Reed Barritt-Miller @CleanTheMistake
Trauma Cleaning & Biohazard Removal Specialist (RP|OC) London, England Joined April 2017-
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@sosweetsostrong No, no, totally my fau-- god, I'm sorry, do you have any tissues?! *Pinches his shirt to pull it away from his chest in an attempt to -
@sosweetsostrong - apologies at the woman in front of him* Oh god, I- did I get anything on you?- I- god, I'm so sorry!
@sosweetsostrong *Nothing says excruciating pain like hot coffee on the stomach and crotch area. Reed stands coffee soaked, fumbling and stuttering his -
@PropheticProse_ You could say my parents were classical people. *A simple half shrug and a small smile*
@WorksForHer No, not at all. I've heard it all before anyway, not to worry!
@WorksForHer I'm a Trauma Cleaning and Bio-Hazard Removal Specialist.
//*patiently waits for followers to recognise that Reed is actually quoting a musical*//
@WorksForHer Maybe I'm just deeply unsettling instead? *pulls a small smile* I mean, with my line of work you'd assume so.
I've learned to slam on the brake before I even turn the key, before I make the mistake.
@sosweetsostrong *Walking back from Caffe Nero, Reed sips his coffee, totally unaware of the woman hurtling towards him at "warp speed"*
@PropheticProse_ Matilda, that's a gorgeous name. Matilda Jones, I'm Reed Barritt-Miller.
@WorksForHer I think I must be an unsettling deep person then.
When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around, do you ever really crash or even make a sound?
Well, shit. Literally... Nothing like your gloves splitting as you're picking up body parts and faecal matter. Come on, Friday.
@QuickmatchHarry Usually an ammonia solution but in bad cases, something like Puricide. It can bugger up the carpet but depends on whether we weaken it.
@QuickmatchHarry If I did, I'd be the worst murderer ever.
@NoxEtCaligo Ooh *pauses in thought, shoving his hands into his jean pockets* Just over seven years.
@QuickmatchHarry I should probably point out that I didn't put it there!
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Anthea @Anthea_BGovt
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Isobelle Bond @IsobelleBond
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lena @lenaamayer
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'Z' @CruorNatus
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