Clemvar @Clemvar
NO SURRENDER !! My mother screamed as she used a spoon to saw a button back onto my sock and other #jokes Joined August 2011-
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@Uber_Ireland second time in two weeks that a driver accepts the ride, then never comes to the pick up point and drives away. Doesn’t pick up his phone, and wait for me to cancel so he gets the cancelation fee. Getting super tired of low quality of service.
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