ClingingToReality @ClingingTo

Mom/Blogger. I am currently employed by a persistent, insistent, and resistant little three and a half year old. He is as bossy as he is charming. clingingtoreality.com NJ Joined February 2019

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ClingingToReality @ClingingTo

5 years ago

Me: it’s time to get out of the bathtub now. 5yr old: no I’m playing with my penis. Me: no, you don’t do that. 5 yr old: it feels just like slime! I don’t have one but I’m pretty sure it shouldn’t feel like slime.

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5 years ago

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

@BigBroLiveFeeds America hates michie

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7 years ago

Apparently, I can ruin my four year olds life just by saying good morning oh and I also caused it to be raining!

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ClingingToReality @ClingingTo

7 years ago

Mom life: 4: you are the meanest mom in the world Me: I’m sorry but I’m not being mean 4: yes you are Me: I’m sorry but you absolutely can’t sleep with a stapler!

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ClingingToReality @ClingingTo

7 years ago

4 needed stitches yesterday so I brought him to the ER. My ex met us there Nurse: who is his mom Me: we both are Nurse: oh is he adopted? Ex: no but does that matter? Nurse: who had him? Me: I did! He needs stitches is this relevant? Stupidity exists

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ClingingToReality @ClingingTo

7 years ago

I’m not the perfect mom, I’m doing my best not to raise a little asshole. But hey there woman who thinks she’s perfect, your kid is a douche! Shout out to all of us who don’t judge and do the best we can!