Col. Kenny Brooks @ColKBrooks

My beloved Gabby, My battle-tested unit was at its best against the Commonwealth’s aristocrats. We did not back down, even when pushed towards our limit. This victory is sweeter than most. K. Brooks

My beloved Gabby, I have strategized for many battles in my tenure, but few match the anticipation of this one. The mighty Leprechauns march into the New River Valley. I hope my unit is ready. K. Brooks

My beloved Gabby, It wasn't easy, but we overcame a multitude of challenges in our visit to Knoxville, emerging victorious. GySgt was poised when needed. We will look back on our journey to the Volunteer State with joy. Now, we march to Boston. K. Brooks

My beloved Gabby, GySgt Amoore accomplished a feat never before seen along the banks of the New River. She was exceptional in every facet against the people of the corn, and she propelled our unit to victory. Her performance will be remembered for generations. K. Brooks

My beloved Gabby, The people of the corn approach from the east. I have only seen them once before - six years ago. We dispatched them with ease then, and we plan to do so again tomorrow. K. Brooks

My beloved Gabby, Soon, our voyage to the Caribbean will come to an end. Battle tested, we have successfully protected the Atlantic coast, though tigers stand in our way. Our progress thus far will certainly please my superiors, yet it is just the beginning. K. Brooks

My beloved Gabby, Despite our greatest effort, spearheaded by GySgt. Kitley, I am disappointed to report we could not overcome the eagles’ advances, bringing our campaign to an abrupt end. I am appreciative of our unit for putting full belief in our goal from day one. K. Brooks

My dearest Margaret, I have received our next orders: Milwaukee, on the banks of Lake Michigan. The journey will be a test of our composure and our wills, but it does not frighten me a bit. The longhorns are a feisty bunch, but our leadership will keep us grounded. M. Young

My beloved Gabby, College Park, just outside of our nation’s capital, is our next adventure. Scouts report eagles traveling north from the Sunshine State, who are lethal from long range. We are prepared for the challenge; We did not come all this way to fail. K. Brooks

My beloved Gabby, Though our last battle did not fall our way, it was an admirable defeat. A week later, I smile. The resiliency of the group makes us special. We will learn of our next orders tomorrow. In the meantime, I pray for the U.S.S. Cassell in New York Harbor. K. Brooks

My beloved Gabby, Despite more injuries on the front lines, we prevailed. We overcame all obstacles, even though few believed in us. The heels of tar stood no chance against our moxie. However, there is little time to celebrate. We prepare to battle again tomorrow. K. Brooks

My beloved Gabby, The tigers were no match for our firepower this morning. There is room to improve, which is no surprise, but we continue to advance towards our goal. My heart aches for SSgt King, who was injured in the heat of battle. May her wounds heal swiftly. K. Brooks

My dearest Margaret, My unit sent the cardinals packing thanks yestereve, defending the U.S.S. Cassell and her glory for one final time this spring. Though the seas have tested us as of late, we have never wavered. We sail to the Palmetto State in two days time. M. Young

My beloved Gabby, I am glad to report that GySgt. Kitley, MSgt. Sheppard and SSgt Amoore have been recognized by the regional battalion for their bravery and sacrifice. They have willed us to victory many times, and we hope for similar success in a few days time. K. Brooks

My beloved Gabby, After four crucial victories, my group is gaining confidence ahead of two important sieges. GySgt has led the charge, and she now holds the military record for most kills. We shall rest before marching to New York on Wednesday. K. Brooks

My dearest Margaret, The orange were no match for our firepower yesterday. CPO Mutts was superb. Never in my life have I met someone so unique. Our group is riding high, and we continue to March forward. The aristocrats of Charlottesville shall be our next victim. M. Young

My beloved Gabby, Oh, how sweet it is to best the aristocrats from Charlottesville. There was never any doubt, and though they never waved the white flag, we pressed on, victorious in the end. We now rest before marching to Indiana in seven days’ time. K. Brooks

My dearest Margaret, Victory is sweet. My men fought until the end and were rewarded. We will cherish this one for days to come. However, we must remain focused. We shall rest and regather our strength before sailing to Raleigh in a few days time. M. Young

My dearest Margaret, It has been a difficult few weeks for our crew. We have yet to punish our opponent on the battlefield, which builds frustration. However, leprechauns approach our homeland, and I am confident our group will defend the U.S.S. Cassell with pride. M. Young

My beloved Gabby, It is difficult to put into words how proud I am. To conquer the Blue Devils once is an accomplishment, but twice is special. Despite our struggles against the Heels of Tar, our confidence has never wavered. We power on with unbelievable swagger. K. Brooks