Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy
Colonel Tim has been delighting people for centuries and will continue to entertain until the end of days los angeles Joined September 2012-
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Trump‘s reflecting pool man. Has a strong “One of the first guys on the Lufthansa crew to get whacked by Jimmy” vibe.
Why would you want to make it legal to blind veterans?!
Meta and UFC president Dana White have announced a program to provide free AI-powered smart glasses to legally blind U.S. veterans
@IHeartSeanLeahy @keithcoogan Came here specifically looking for that comment 😂
@jizmo15 @JOKAQARMY1 Oh my god he’s so Francis!!
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Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁
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The longer he’s gone the more I miss Norm Macdonald. Enjoy his famous moth joke.
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Italy becomes the first country to grant paid leave so that workers can stay home and care for their sick or injured pet.
@keithcoogan “Patrick! Put your mother on the f*cking phone!” 😂
Hey @McDonalds! These posters are on every McDonalds in LA. So what the hell? This poster was taken at the location on the app photo btw
Hey @McDonalds! These posters are on every McDonalds in LA. So what the hell? This poster was taken at the location on the app photo btw
This is goodboy. Skipped regular fetch to become the undisputed best goalkeeper instead. Those dives and saves? Straight Red Bull energy, making pros look slow. Then one tail wag and your heart's done for. 🐶⚽❤️
So is it just store policy that @DollarTree only has one employee per store no matter how busy it is? #imissthe99centsstore
These are the Balcony Welcoming Committee. They love to stack up across apartment floors every morning, to greet their favorite passerby. Best way to start any day. would leave 5 minutes early forever
Case dismissed!
Getting back at those damn kids who ran me over last summer
Oh you know he’s fuckin in that thing
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