Comedy Haiku @ComedyHaiku

Tweet me your Haiku requests and it shall be written Joined June 2015

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justin herman @JustinMHerman

5 years ago

John Mulaney is lucky to have fans that understand the complexity of his personal relationships so completely they’re ready to burn him in effigy over a People magazine rumor.

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justin herman @JustinMHerman

6 years ago

More than a whole 9/11 died yesterday of COVID. A National mask policy officially makes more sense than The Patriot Act

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justin herman @JustinMHerman

6 years ago

Kamala Harris’s victory isn’t just an aspirational moment in history for women of color, it also represents opportunity for every man hoping to marry up

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First I cried at the emotional release & historic nature of it all Now I’m crying reading process articles about potential cabinet positions bc I forgot what it feels like to have grown ups in power who believe Qualifications Matter Or I just have a pituitary disorder

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justin herman @JustinMHerman

6 years ago

Happy National Mental Health Diagnosis Day! #ElectionDay

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justin herman @JustinMHerman

6 years ago

My Dad lives in Launceston, #Australia, population 70k It’s in #Tasmania Australia had 0 new local cases of #COVID19 today Tasmania? 0 new cases in 3 months #America has 100k a day - more new cases a day than Launceston has people VOTE FOR ACTUAL LEADERSHIP #VoteBidenHarris

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justin herman @JustinMHerman

6 years ago

You can either vote for nice or mean

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justin herman @JustinMHerman

6 years ago

Congrats constitutional originalists for protecting the separation of church and state by putting an extremist from a Jesus cult on the Supreme Court #ACBconfirmation #ACB

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Only The Best Wing @OnlyTheBestWing

6 years ago

THE WEST WING S01 E02: “Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc” ONLY THE BEST WING S01 E02 “Post Hack, Elected President Hack” Working title: “Speaking Latin: A Pop Up Book!”

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Only The Best Wing @OnlyTheBestWing

6 years ago

THE WEST WING S01 E01 “The Pilot” ONLY THE BEST WING S01 E01 "The Escalator Ride Down"

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justin herman @JustinMHerman

6 years ago

Just watched teenagers heckle a comedy show in the park and I’m fully supportive of sending them back to corona school

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justin herman @JustinMHerman

6 years ago

JUST ANOTHER ACTION ROMANCE COMEDY TRAVEL SHOW. YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE.

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justin herman @JustinMHerman

6 years ago

Congratulations America, we have 5% of the worlds population, 25% of the world's prisoners and now 25% of the world's COVID-19 cases. Mathematically speaking that means we’ve failed to be great again.