TheCompanyIKeep @CompanyIKeep

Be careful the environment you choose for it will shape you; be careful the friends you choose for you will become like them. Joined October 2013

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TheCompanyIKeep @CompanyIKeep

2 years ago

[GuyInPokerTournamentToOtherPlayer] “You know how on the 4th of July when you light the fuse and it’s just sizzling…that’s you. You look like you about to blow.” #WSOP #HorseshoeHammond #WSOPCircuit

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2 years ago

[DudeAtGroceryStoreWithWife] “Let me handle pizza selection, look I know this stuff.” #PizzaSplaining #IGotThis

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2 years ago

[JeffR] “Some of the best jokes are jizz adjacent.” #JizzAdjacent

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2 years ago

[GuyAtThePokerTable- Khader] “You know why I don’t divorce her? Because if I divorced her, then she’d have so much money…I’d be attracted to her again.” #CheaperToKeepHer

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2 years ago

[Jenn] “There’s no way he’s straight white.” #AlanCummings

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TheCompanyIKeep @CompanyIKeep

3 years ago

@InconvenienceMe Gross Sales 😬

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3 years ago

[Amanda] “I was clowning for Jesus” #WhatWouldClownJesusDo #ClowningForJesus @amandakated

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3 years ago

[Ash] “Sack up hoe.” #SYBRemote #Nicaragua

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3 years ago

[Dylan Murphy] “I ain’t trying to fuck Tommy Pickles little sister” #SYB #SYBMexico

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3 years ago

[Matt R.] “Like minds think alike.”

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4 years ago

[Jeff] “We’ll, I have a Fanny and it is packed.”

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4 years ago

[Karena] “I am someone who was made to work at a Chuckie Cheese and I know that.”

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

@InconvenienceMe

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4 years ago

@quakerraina @jmurffff I’m more comfortable with the weird old guy strip club owner than the weird old guy dentist that wants to put his finger in my mouth without putting a glove on.