Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter
Half-Mexican Queer Bisexual Libertarian with bad political takes according to my Husband 🤷🏼♀️ | Wife of @Cadillac_Stan Joined July 2022-
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@ei_conquistador @TinaTaeTae @AkadeBemsen don’t ask people if they have a very specific thing that they want if you’re not actually gonne buy it. simple 🤷🏼♀️
@TinaTaeTae @ei_conquistador @AkadeBemsen exactly my point and yet so many people keep missing it lol
@proragebaits @eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen post implies OP asked sister about her preferences and then went out of their way to not get them 🤷🏼♀️ check your comprehension skills
@ei_conquistador @AkadeBemsen the post implies OP asked their sister what they wanted. if it was just a random gift without asking i would agree with you
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen correct. but you can still have a preference 🤷🏼♀️ if you don’t like Ninja don’t buy them
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen imagine getting so mad at an opinion. the tom foolery goes crazy
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen okay poopy hands enjoy that 1 ply
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen bros big mad over a god damn blender lmao
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen that’s your opinion 🤷🏼♀️
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen 1 ply and 2 ply toilet paper work the same too but i’m sure you have a preference
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen bro i don’t care, everyone is entitled to their own opinion
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen it’s a $20 difference my guy
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen brother if you’re broke just say that lmao
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen @Cadillac_Stan do you know that i’m apparently a greedy pig bc i have a preference that this fool can’t handle 🤣🤣
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen well, seems like someone got their feelings hurt lmao no one’s stopping you from disliking Ninja
@iamdekari @OneTapKapTTV @AkadeBemsen good to know, i have never heard of their brand. i’m still running on Ninjas i got as wedding gifts 4 years ago, and my mom has some that are 7-8 years old
@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen quality over quantity babes
@jusachillishguy @AkadeBemsen this is like the equivalent of asking for Batman comics for Christmas and then getting The Shadow under the tree instead bc “it’s basically the same” (it’s not) and The Shadow i can get cheaper than Batman at my local comic shop rn
@OneTapKapTTV @AkadeBemsen ninja also lasts a really long time and has quality products. cheaper isn’t always better and i will stand by my opinion.
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