CucumberError @CucumberError

Alpha Nerd at a University. 2m tall, gay, geek, engaged to @SeanCallinan. Dunedin raised, Wellington based, seems to travel around NZ and AU a bit. cucumbererror.com Wellington, New Zealand Joined September 2010

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CucumberError @CucumberError

4 months ago

Hey @TheOnion, since @StephenAtHome is about to be out of a job, could he have a spot on @infowars reprising his character from The Colbert Report?

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CucumberError @CucumberError

2 years ago

Cool. Cool cool cool. I guess Google scrapes your email data and shares it between your other Google apps. The only Google thing that would know would be my Gmail, which has the AirNZ confirmation emails in it.

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CucumberError @CucumberError

2 years ago

This is how you usually 3D print, right?

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CucumberError @CucumberError

2 years ago

Bunnings did the thing!

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Dan News @dannews

2 years ago

I don’t think we needed to go to Lego Masters that quickly.

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CucumberError @CucumberError

2 years ago

@stevebiddle Didn’t even let them finish talking 😮

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CucumberError @CucumberError

2 years ago

To err is human. To totally fuck up requires automation. With AI, we can fuck up like never before.

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

We’re back! First public lecture in the restrengthened Nordmeyer Theatre: Prof Lynn McBain’s IPL @otago @otagoWellington

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

Just downloading a game. The limiting factor is the gigabit network card in my gaming computer. Maybe it’s time for a ‘faster than gigabit’ solution for it.

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

It’s been over 2 years, but we’re back in our Large Lecture Theatre! @otagoWellington @otago

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

@AzzyChill Life hack: Buy some baking chocolate, heat it up in a glass bowl, in a pot of water, melt the chocolate, put a tea spoon of chocolate into each opening, throw it in the fridge for an hour... it’s full again :D

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

@linusgsebastian @miss_inputs At work, I have a 4 year old 98” 4K Philips TV. Sure it’s not quite as big, and it’s not HDR etc, but it suffers from the same issue of its a 300kg giant TV that can only be moved in freight lifts. This isn’t a form factor that will ever trickle down to the every day consumer.

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

Hey @radionz, we need to talk about what counts as ‘breaking news’ again. Have a gold star for some of them, a caution triangle for others, and a bit stop sign for the stuff that isn’t news.

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

Are they trying to work out what shade of red to paint the room?

Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen

3 years ago

An absolute delight to host medical experts, doctors and scientists presenting evidence to explain excess deaths, vaccine harms and other subjects in the UK and around the world. I was delighted to see so many MPs, Lords and supporters in attendance. The evidence is unequivocal

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

@AstroDamo You’re such a bottom train.

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

This is a Christmas tweet.

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

In a some what ironic moment, my @iFixit screw driver broke :(

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

@zeekidvicious After about 2 mins of listening, pushing some buttons, mum sighed loudly, said “I can’t be bothered” and hung up. Seems super invalid research. So only 55+ year olds, with free time, at home, during the day (was like 10.30am on Wednesday IIRC) are getting polled.

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CucumberError @CucumberError

3 years ago

@zeekidvicious I didn’t know that they were still doing it via phone. I thought about 6 years ago they were called out for only 50+ year olds having landlines. But about 10 days ago, I was at my parents place, and they got a survey call about it.