DaddyJew @DaddyJew
https://t.co/Khbo6khxhO Baltimore, MD Joined November 2011-
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Happy Independence Day! It's important that while we're enjoying our cookouts and fireworks that we all take the time to give thanks to those who fought bravely for our freedom. So big ups once again to Will Smith and that Jewish guy for saving our planet from an alien invasion
You ever try to pronounce the name of the med on your prescription bottle & accidentally summon a demon?
One man's junk is another man's family jewels.
all of my personalities turned out to be cake
it’s so hot outside even the air outside was like “fuck it, im out this bitch” and left
who up running from the sun like Dracula
Yeah I liked 178 of your tweets in a row, what of it?
Yes. I licked the tip of the taquito before I took a bite. I knew you were watching.
Tonight is someone’s last sleep with all their fingers. Bless.
sorry i told you to eat a dick and you proceeded to mumble with a mouthful
swallowed my pride once and it tasted awful. won’t be doing that again
Clown funeral “Pop Goes The Weasel" begins to play Me: Oh dear
It’s ironic that the days of the week are named after gods, because at the moment I’ve no idea what deities.
I've completed the equivalent of a two hour workout by trying to scratch my back.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful… hate me because I got all my outside work done early and I’m now chilling in a cool house.
Well well well… if it isn’t the sound of my kids arguing about dumb shit again
Ohh, I get it now (doesn’t).
Texting my therapist while she's at the beach to ask the most mentally ill question imaginable
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