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YALE’S $30 MILLION GOLF RESTORATION INTRODUCES PATCHY GRASS AS AN ELECTIVE NEW HAVEN, Conn. — After a restoration widely described as costing around $30 million, the Yale Golf Course has unveiled a feature few golfers expected: grass that appears to be pursuing an independent study. The course’s historic bunkers and bold contours have drawn praise. The patchy areas, meanwhile, have golfers studying their lies with the intensity of a final exam. “I hit the fairway,” said one fictional visitor, “but apparently I didn’t specify which parts of it.” In a statement invented entirely by The Daily Divot, officials called the uneven turf “an immersive lesson in resilience.” Students who locate a full square yard of uninterrupted grass may reportedly apply for extra credit. The restoration returned much of the course’s original design. The Daily Divot’s architectural review is equally straightforward: the layout has a distinguished past, a promising future, and a few spots still waiting for the present to grow in. #Yale #golf #grass
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