Dellio @Dellio
Dirty, old, and useless clown.... Glasgow Joined February 2009-
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Officially proposing to @HumzaYousaf that he just lets me take @elonmusk in a square go. Hydro. Taps aff. Cathouse afters.
Can we please stop referring to @SteveBakerFRSA as a "hard man". He looks like a light breeze would take him down.
@RishiSunak says he is hurt & angry at @reformparty_uk activist using racist language. How did he think I felt when his top donor Frank Hester said I “made him want to hate all Black women' and I should be shot?
"It hurts and makes me angry." Rishi Sunak responds to Channel 4 News undercover investigation within the Reform UK campaign in Clacton, exposing examples of racist language including against Sunak himself. A warning this clip contains offensive and racist language.
If you're an ethnic minority holding a position of power and influence, don't cry when you're racially abused when you literally lead a party who's overt racism is longstanding, ingrained and regular. When you facilitate racism, don't think they won't come for you some day.
Ashley James, on culture wars and woke. Absolutely kills it.
Do yourself a favour and pay mother nature a visit 🙏
It's so good every single time 🔥
"Dad Life!" Is about to go double platinum 😭😆🤣 I'm dead (Sound Up)
👇🏻 #FridayFeeling: A message to the @Conservatives on behalf of the British people. #ThankYouTories 🙏🏻
The only thing that's going to save #ImACeleb from this scandal is if the other contestants cook and eat farage...
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I was holding my two year old daughter on a walk moments ago and out of nowhere she said, "Starbucks don't even know what a blonde roast is judging by those beans. I looked away and held in a sigh and she said. " that's dire patter da. "
I was holding my two year old daughter on a walk moments ago and for the first time out of nowhere she said, “God is good. God is real.” I started to quietly tear up. She couldn’t see my face and I didn’t make a sound, but she said, “Don’t cry. It’s okay.”
There’s really only ever been one “trans debate” I’ve thought was worth having. And it’s been done, here on French TV. So we can all move on with our lives now please, and leave trans folks in peace.
Disappointing to see the Prime Minister misleading people on 20mph, whether intentionally or inadvertently. This isn’t a blanket restriction. Speed limits on a large number of Welsh roads are unchanged, with journey times taking up to a minute longer. This will save lives.
Do your f*cking job, @Ofcom
Laurence Fox just did a whole speech on GB News on why men apparently won’t shag me ?
EarthaBob @pSRWo31rZJ39S
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Pure Roasters Coffee ... @PureRoastersCo
695 Followers 542 Following Official Twitter account of Pure Roasters coffee. Ethical coffee that tastes amazing, blended and roasted in Scotland.
Karen McVey @missgg1982
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michelle reilly @mrsr1980
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Martin Hutchison @hutchdrummer
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Stevo @StevoGDC
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The Bucky Rage @thebuckyrage
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Ally @AllyRhythms
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eventsforcharities @event4charities
450 Followers 2K Following EFC is a Social Enterprise whose primary objective is the arrangement, organisation and staging of music events throughout Scotland.
Pyroraptor @Pyroraptorband
67 Followers 182 Following Pyroraptor are 4-piece rock band from Glasgow. We make a rather loud racket. What have we done here?
Mary Perry @mary_mperry55
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Kieran Reynolds @keybo7
48 Followers 155 Following New Zealand'ss a distant memory. Now life is all about watching online video of performing dogs and staying the fuck at home.
Thee Rag N Bone Man -... @theeragnboneman
312 Followers 329 Following Thee Rag N Bone Man is a one man band from the bowels of Scotland. Brutal Trash Blues.
Lee @stoneroses007
246 Followers 1K Following If you ever don't understand a man, try walking a mile in his shoes. If you still don't understand him then fuck it, You're a mile away and you've got his shoes
Don Fernando @hossydossy
146 Followers 612 Following Social idiot. Software developer. Loves cheese, the Great Outdoors and the word Phenomenon. Invented belly button fluff. Definitely Scottish, Always European.♡Mikkii____Surround... @YourRoyalEnemy
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Stacy Stewart @p6SStacyem_
156 Followers 943 Following Yet another Christmas alone... anyone single? add me at http://go-url.in/2KZ
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FeedMeCrumbleResurrec... @eddythetbolts
203 Followers 570 Following Into music (mostly with guitars in it), rugby, mountain bikes and fitness. I sang for eddy & the tbolts and the alpacinos. Both have bandcamp
Sue Ball @onlyonesue
496 Followers 1K Following Guided by wonderful parents, love the baggies, Portugal and the great outdoors. Fundraising Parkinson's https://t.co/wg8FO2tSSf.
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Lil Cris @thereallilcris
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Filthy Little Secret @FlthyLttlScrt
98 Followers 244 Following Glasgow-based, southern-rock, smut-merchants. Go check out our homepage...
Scottish Post-Punk @ScotsPostPunk
25K Followers 5K Following Also on BlueSky: @scotspostpunk.bsky.social, Threads: @scottishpostpunk & IG: @scottishpostpunk - mainly music/humour/left-wing politics.
springfieldians @springfieldians
26K Followers 115 Following all the background weirdos, one-offs, and perfectly cromulent townsfolk from america's s̶c̶r̶o̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶k̶e̶t̶ crud bucket. former home of sex cauldron (rip)
The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
8.7M Followers 1K Following Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team. Weeknights 11/10c on @ComedyCentral. Next day on @paramountplus.
Emma 💛💙🇩🇰... @MonkEmma
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Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus
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Gary Burton @TheOfficialGRB
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John Shuttleworth @johnshuttlewrth
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christhebarker @christhebarker
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Offerman Woodshop @offermanwoodshp
20K Followers 13 Following Offerman Woodshop is a small collective of woodworkers and makers based out of Nick Offerman’s kick-ass wood shop in East Los Angeles.
HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris
173K Followers 6K Following 🇬🇧Retired Tory MP Writer, Field Maneuvers boss, PT, comedy, 50+ ultra marathons, west Wales knotweed farmer I was the Secret Tory Lit rep @litagencygmc
UKADS @ukads3
54K Followers 747 Following Celebrating UK TV advertisements from the 1960s to the early 2000s
Stop Funding Hate @StopFundingHate
104K Followers 6K Following Don't hate the media - change the media. We're engaging with advertisers to make hate unprofitable. Stay updated: https://t.co/CZN9o4oazv
Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss
295K Followers 437 Following Comedian. Angry Retail Guy. Tom in Cocaine Bear. Reps: WME, Mainstay Entertainment. Tour Dates/Tickets/Merch 👇 NEW 2023 Dates Added
Community Notes & Vio... @CNviolations
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Reddit Reposts @redditrepostss
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Jason Selvig @jasonselvig
173K Followers 601 Following Half the comedy duo @TheGoodLiars - Undecided:The Movie - The Supporters - find me Bluesky 👇👇👇
Davram @davramdavram
70K Followers 859 Following Half of the comedy duo @thegoodliars. subscribe on Substack 👇
PostSecret @postsecret
354K Followers 436 Following More Secrets, Stories & Surprises: [mail to] PostSecret 28241 Crown Valley Parkway, F-224 Laguna Niguel, CA 92677 or email image to: [email protected]
Tim's Listening Party @LlSTENlNG_PARTY
96K Followers 8 Following We listen to albums with the people who made them. Now an Aria Award winning radio show and a chart topping podcast https://t.co/oUHcwyo5pX
daytime snaps @daytimesnaps
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit
447K Followers 704 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
The State of LinkedIn @StateOfLinkedIn
274K Followers 1 Following LinkedIn is a breeding ground for lies & brown-nosing. Exposing the worst. We are in no way associated with LinkedIn.
Anon Opin. @anon_opin
211K Followers 1 Following Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Also on BlueSky: https://t.co/iO38NC2FbZ
Anon Opin 2 @AnonOpin2
9K Followers 0 Following Backup account for @Anon_Opin - let's hope we don't need it, created when Twitter locked us out the main account and we thought we'd lost it.
Poppy® Watch @giantpoppywatch
63K Followers 123 Following Watching Poppies®. Rating Poppies®. Guardian of Remembrance. "Self-Appointed Poppy Enforcer" -Roger Helmer MEP.
b3ta @b3ta
20K Followers 3 Following Funny, original pics & projects made by the B3ta community & weekly newsletter. Sub to newsletter: https://t.co/MLz5uG586x
Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews
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Grim & Graham @GrimAndGraham
9K Followers 30 Following Comics featuring Grim Reaper and his trainee, Graham. IG: https://t.co/K5EMqcKi9Z Words by @TheAndrewNadeau | Drawing by @wonder_city_
Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews
584K Followers 2K Following Jonathan Pie is a news reporter https://t.co/0AQ0lNiSvD… WEBSITE: https://t.co/ete9uc4BML Enquiries to [email protected]
Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea
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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole
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