Dev Quote Board @DevQuoteBoard
I post developer quotes. They're often funny and often humiliating. Joined July 2011-
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"They don't wanna get you ridin' dirty with cURLs"
"You're making a bad decision right now. Remember that time you made a bad decision just now?"
“Code bad. Integration hard.” - @drmohundro
“OS, go wipe yourself!” / @drmohundro
"On a scale from 'I want to die if we don't get this' to 'I want to die if we do get this', where are you?"
"If you could turn my brain into a TV show, I don't know what the ratings would be" / @JATSolution
"If sometime told you to read a book about jumping off a bridge, would you do it???" / @brian_lankford1
"Spring break microservice!" / @DPritchett
"I feel bad about doing such a good job" / @DPritchett
"It's a slippery slope to minutes" / @DPritchett
"APIs are complicated snowflakes" / @Jabrown85
"Who develops <FRAMEWORK>?" / @benjaminjrobin "Oh, some jerks. Why?" / @DPritchett
“Root beer floats as a value” / @Jabrown85
"Something terrible happened... wait... nevermind." / @benjaminjrobin
"Ben's productivity is driven by rage." / @DPritchett (cc @benjaminjrobin)
“When I asked the internet with Foxfire…” / @brian_lankford1
"Turbolinks? More like TerribleLinks" / @brian_lankford1
"Visual studio is my favorite language" / @ColinNeller
@jellosmurf My bad - emails for this account were still going to an, uh, unavailable email. So I wasn't getting them. But I have been resurrected!
Scott Burleigh @chillinscott
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Keith Mattix @keithmattix
822 Followers 981 Following Christian. AI Networking at @soloio_inc. Avid Grizzlies fan. Opinions my own
JD Graffam @jdgraffam
2K Followers 581 Following I started buying saas companies in 2012 when nobody was doing it because I thought it made sense. Got on a few podcasts, and here we are. 20+ deals, no VC.
Jimmy Butler @Jimmy_Butler_14
26 Followers 245 Following
Jason Brown @JB_Oakland
12 Followers 67 Following
Robert Frey @rob_frey
21 Followers 114 Following
Kevin Kemp @kevinkemp11
107 Followers 699 Following
Chad Meyer @chadmeyer
307 Followers 477 Following Love God, @haleyb and my little ones. Motto A programming language does not define me as a problem solver. Founder of @52projectsllc.
Will Whitworth @willwhitworth
117 Followers 169 Following Christian. Husband. Father. Technology enthusiast.
Jessica Brown @JessicaBrown84
13 Followers 49 Following
David Mohundro @drmohundro
486 Followers 459 Following Christian, Father of 4, @clearfunction Architect, @f3memphis Wall Builder
Scott Burleigh @chillinscott
42 Followers 406 Following
Brian Lankford @brian_lankford1
7 Followers 2 Following
Ben Robin @benjaminjrobin
750 Followers 358 Following Child of God | Husband to @annaaarobin | Father to five | Pastor @TRBCFW | Systematic Theology PhD @SBTS on Bavinck and natural theology
Keith Mattix @keithmattix
822 Followers 981 Following Christian. AI Networking at @soloio_inc. Avid Grizzlies fan. Opinions my own
Clear Function @clearfunction
93 Followers 121 Following Custom software development agency and consultancy specializing in payment processing and fintech engineering for enterprise and SaaS companies.
JD Graffam @jdgraffam
2K Followers 581 Following I started buying saas companies in 2012 when nobody was doing it because I thought it made sense. Got on a few podcasts, and here we are. 20+ deals, no VC.
Jimmy Butler @Jimmy_Butler_14
26 Followers 245 Following
Robert Frey @rob_frey
21 Followers 114 Following
Jason Brown @JB_Oakland
12 Followers 67 Following
Kevin Kemp @kevinkemp11
107 Followers 699 Following
Chad Meyer @chadmeyer
307 Followers 477 Following Love God, @haleyb and my little ones. Motto A programming language does not define me as a problem solver. Founder of @52projectsllc.
Will Whitworth @willwhitworth
117 Followers 169 Following Christian. Husband. Father. Technology enthusiast.
Jessica Brown @JessicaBrown84
13 Followers 49 Following
Colin Neller @ColinNeller
566 Followers 456 Following Ex-foosball ninja and Principal @ https://t.co/Hqt6bijoza + https://t.co/ypfJ4EDjzh
David Mohundro @drmohundro
486 Followers 459 Following Christian, Father of 4, @clearfunction Architect, @f3memphis Wall BuilderTrends for United States
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