M60601 @DeviLaugh210

Returning to twitter to admit I too experienced the earthquake in confusion #nycearthquake

Request to all the people I follow, stop hate following the people we all hate because this new twitter algorithm keeps pushing evil, misinformation, & bullshit from these people into my feed. Get a secondary account to hate follow them if you really need to keep up, please.

@ElisabethMegg @aledabindewald I bought my ticket the day GME was announced (sometime July) and just got my shirt this week.

@carameldove I think it just comes down to monetizing the video with tickets. The preshow on YouTube was free, or you just had to be a society member, but the whole show is hidden behind the ticket and the unique stream link.

@stone_taylor @momentworld If you had the stream open early, you would get the technical difficulties page now, but if you opened it around the time the stream was supposed to start or after (or refreshed), you get the white screen

@chloelikesspace @originalmattb @Mythical I accidentally did the same just as the starting soon screen came up 🤡

Look man, if the door buzzer isn't working, CALL ME BACK! You have my number! I said I was home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FedEx, why? The delivery driver calls me to confirm I am home, I say yes, I'll let you into the building. But the tracker says I was unavailable and the delivery will be tomorrow now? YOU CALLED ME TO CONFIRM!!!!

If a delivery can't be made because of some legit reason, I'm fine with that, but please don't make false claims that I am not home when I've literally only been home for the last 10 months! And at least make an attempt and put the note on the door!

Made an order Friday that said it would take 3-5 days to deliver. Sure, no problem! Tracking says it will be delivered Monday, awesome! Woke up Sunday with an update it will be delivered today, splendid! Watched the FedEx truck stop nearby, mark delivery incomplete, & drive away!

The last day I was in my office was March 10th, a few days before New York City went into lockdown and my office officially closed. I have no idea what happened to the office plants.

@nailogical Isolated at home, able to let the delivery driver in for my #holotaco

When you're an atheist from Houston and hate the words "pray for Texas" now more than ever.

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Let it be noted that the only porygon I've ever gotten was a weak IV and weak CP one during the valentine event.

Would post a picture of me, but I'm only wearing a towel. Fuck that, I'm naked and still #DressLikeAWoman

Older professor says: there are three things you lose with age. The first is your memory. He couldn't remember the other two.

Professor: We're teaching you how to adult. Adults look up words they don't know.

Elevator stopped working, I live on the 25th floor. Final in half an hour. #FinalsWeek

I promise I haven't started using cannabis for fun, I'm just doing research on Supercritical CO2 extraction. For a paper. #FinalsWeek