Dick @DickyTheFirst

THE Dick Penistone, England Joined June 2009

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Dick @DickyTheFirst

3 months ago

Even though I'm posting this to get a 20% off coupon, I cant avoid saying it's freaking cool: lo.cafe/notchnook

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@currys Bought a TV for £1k yesterday with stated 5 year guarantee, but receipt and docs all state 12 months. Website clearly shows 5 years, quoted it in store too. You tell me to contact @SamsungUK , they tell me to contact you. What gives?

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2 years ago

@gridcustomersuk 3rd power outage in a week in BS25 Sandford now. What’s the expected resolution time please?

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3 years ago

@meghaverma_art Htf do you equal emotion to sexuality? Crawl back under whatever rock it is you climbed out from please.

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

That feeling when you start your day with a fresh jar of @smuckers Goober Grape :D

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3 years ago

What a joke @loveholidays call service. Took money from my account for a cancelled holiday, don’t want to give it back and then cut you off because they can’t wait more than 5 minutes after you had to wait 3 hours to type to some poor underpaid agent. #NeverAgain

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3 years ago

@BritishGasHelp why are your lines only open mon-fri 9-5? I can never contact you then as I can’t sit in a queue for 2 hours at work. You want me to pay for an incorrect bill, so please contact me to rectify.

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4 years ago

@theTRUESPEED Why don’t you concentrate on being able to serve the customers where you’ve built? Ordered 26/10 and still no connection. I can see the termination point on the pole 10 meters away!

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4 years ago

You know you’re getting old when bank errors cause incontinence.

David Baddiel @Baddiel

4 years ago

Email from my bank which is you look closely contains a small error which has made me laugh very much out loud.

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4 years ago

@BBCBristol So why didn’t you include the link to buy tickets? #clickbait

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4 years ago

@HomeTalk_DIY Are your writers 5? Worst narrative ever.

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4 years ago

@itsSaulGoodman I’ll give a full like for the fried chicken coupon

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4 years ago

@RealDeniseWelch People have power. If I saw this, I’d be inclined to use reasonable force to stop the criminal damage and detain the individuals until the police arrived. That’s every UK citizens right, but most don’t know it or are too scared to use it.

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Dick @DickyTheFirst

4 years ago

@BootsHelp So get agency staff in. You’re making profit from NHS funding. Make less and provide the service your contracted to provide - or surrender your contract. You choose. Don’t you see you’re part of the problem?

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4 years ago

Crazy customer service in Worle @BootsUK! Came to collect prescription that was sent electronically last night. Had to queue once so you’d print and make it up. Now I’ve got queue again, with only one person serving. Why would I come back?