DC @DisDubing
Non-bio. Mostly clean. Mostly. Websiteiswhatspidershave.com Omnipresent Joined February 2010-
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@hunstantonsmith @CazMcCazzy Alright you love machines, no need to boast 🙄
@PhilKerry6 @PyramidHead76 Nah, I just like trash talking
@graceyldn Can’t upset your not-your-cat like that
@graceyldn “Jimmy Saville raised millions for charity…we should just throw that in” Kay Burley, the voice of embarrassingly irrelevant “balance”
@graceyldn @msloobylou Ugh. Hydrate, with electrolytes & flush it out; go straight back if you’ve not improved within 24 hrs. It will be an unpleasant few hours ahead but things should noticeably improve soon. Have you any histamines? One of them might help if it’s fish-related. Pho no more for you!
@cheesecakeOBE @PucatuB Did a wee on my Weetabix this morning to test this out. Not only am I not pregnant, but I’m now also barred from that Travelodge 😒 Discrimination against the childless, that’s what that is 😠
Mappers @CarolMaps
19K Followers 1K Following Scottish Ice cream connoisseur. Misanthrope. Fan of cats & kindness. “Both kind and ludicrous.” “Unconventionally charming.” https://t.co/adUHaVEuCP
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 @perrigame
34K Followers 2K Following Came with a warning label but I ate it 🎀 Whatever you heard, it’s not true. It’s worse.
The Ambassador @The_Ambassador_
7K Followers 464 Following akimbo bimbo. Home economics. Musical theatre twat. Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.
Sarah @idlewildgirl
13K Followers 7K Following Probably at a gig somewhere…. #MDANT 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🍕🎵 🦍🌸 Same name on the Blue Place. 🦋
⛰️🌳🐈⬛ ... @MumbrianSpinner
14K Followers 5K Following Small. Noisy. Loves outdoors and animals. Sexual elf nurse. Reenactor 💥 Heavy metal, D&B 🤘
Tinder Girl @girl_tinder
23K Followers 1K Following Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. https://t.co/I8prQEHAK5
Hunstantonsmith @hunstantonsmith
7K Followers 3K Following The only living boy in New Look, “a dressmaking disco mate”…, a constant annoyance to @kaffsmiffy...
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec... @cheesecakeOBE
7K Followers 862 Following Why do I have to do everything around here?
Cumberdick BenderBatc... @CumberdickB
17K Followers 1K Following Be the monster you think lives under your bed..
Holy Crayons @HolyCrayons
6K Followers 3K Following Fan of Profanity. Mother of Crotch Goblin 1.0™️, Crotch Goblin 2.0™️ and Crotch Goblin 3.0™️. Probably wearing pyjamas. Sponsored by Sertraline.
Lucky Tony @LuckyTony72
4K Followers 5K Following Lady who loves music and festivals. Proud home sharer with Kurt Whistle. Proud mum to Alfred & Roman. Married to @dugganscott - no weird DMs or dick pics, ta
Man’o’Beard @Yes_That_Steve
2K Followers 2K Following Moving to 🦋in the new year @yesthatsteve.bsky.social
Winnie the Who @win_confidante
15K Followers 942 Following FPL nerd. Cheese lover. Animal photo poster. Aston Villa. Occasional arsehole. European. She/Her. #nevervotetory
Greg Moss @moneychimp
1K Followers 562 Following Chartered Financial Douchebag. Beautiful father to three girls, one hairy. Chaotic neutral. Posts not advice. #FIRE #impact #ESG #AVFC
Michael Cripps @CrippsMc801
333 Followers 2K Following Retired hgv driver. Ex-Ambulance service. Ex-Billy Smarts circus. Life long Liverpool supporter. Like a bit of boxing.
Lorena Knobchopper�... @Gypsypup13
4K Followers 5K Following Shadow minister for chopping of knobs. If thou Fucketh about, thou shalt find out. Lefty and Proudy welsh. gypsy 🐕 mam. IM NOT OPENING DMS RIGHTNOW. NO TO WAR
Susan Adams🏴�... @SuzieHasTwins
4K Followers 4K Following Welsh girl. Owner of border collies and teenagers. ‘The chatty one’. Not here to fight. My first love was Dogtanian. Woof
Ronaldo Aquino @RA762
4K Followers 2K Following Omnivore, carb addict, quasi-introvert, more curious than careful.. stroke survivor
老干基思 𝙊𝙇... @Sarkbeard
582 Followers 2K Following Multi-instrumentalist, Eastern Bloc Chod Appreciator, Cats, Politics, Languages 🍉
Martin Cymbal💚 @cymbal_martin
12K Followers 12K Following Long in tooth retiree. 40yrs in business trying to convince folk all was planned🤫 Bramall Lane vet ⚽️ Let's try save the planet 🌍 #PatMillsUK @TaxJusticeUK
Julie D Irwin @JDIrwinbooks
5K Followers 2K Following Writes books for kids and grown-ups. Doesn't go on about it. Likes a laugh. Rep'd by @LindseyFraser. Crime Thriller WIP. COYI
Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023
37K Followers 16K Following Happily married. Ex-RASSO detective. Stumbling my way through parenting, often outwitted by 2 dogs. Racists: jog on. DMs: absolutely not. MUFC ♥️
Glooface @glooface
5K Followers 5K Following Important journalist, very good chef, magician and soldier and detective as well. Brand ambassador.
JB 🇳🇴 @Ice_Ice_JB
95 Followers 73 Following I’m an ice guy. Once loaned my sexy to Justin Timberlake and he made a right song and dance about it when I asked him to return it. (He/Him/Stud)
cl4ire17 @ahmed_krtll
5 Followers 181 Following main character energy, side character life 🎬 always follow back
Quiet Storm @stormofquiet
3K Followers 5K Following
Amélie Moreau @AnakRan46452141
43 Followers 292 Following Astronomie & exploration spatiale | Je regarde les étoiles pour comprendre notre place dans l’univers.
Nomadpossum 🐟🇬�... @nomadpossum
5K Followers 6K Following Tasmanian in Athens. Former AFP. https://t.co/idIhWuFbKe
Professor Peter Douga... @PeterDougan73
288 Followers 124 Following Father, Grandfather, Millionaire, businessman, drummer and compulsive liar.
Steve Decent @Stevo______
227 Followers 1K Following If you tell a lie often enough it becomes truth. If you tell the truth often enough you become an enemy of the state. It's a wild and wacky world kids.
Man In London @Man_InLondon
390 Followers 2K Following London-based professional with a creative side. Liker of artistic, smart, funny tweets & critical thinking. Not sure why I came here but I stayed for the memes.
Fi @feebee_69
2K Followers 2K Following Heart of a goth, mouth of a pirate 🏴☠️ Smells nice. #MDANT 🥉
Mr Ro Hennessy (MDANT... @HennessyRo65831
252 Followers 792 Following Formerly @hennessy_ro - account zapped by the man. Gravity and cake friendly. Dolphin sceptic.
ktoni @chumbwumba
437 Followers 4K Following
wastonyfluffbonce @realtohaboo
219 Followers 182 Following previous name Tonyfluffbonce. My account got hacked 😞 Happily married and I don't post anything about crypto. cryptic crap maybe 🤷♀️
Jon @giftedrascal
6K Followers 2K Following My knob is the same size as a Greggs sausage roll. I'm no longer allowed in Greggs.
Stirling Shultz @svtshultz
10K Followers 9K Following Read Herman Wouk’s two War novels. He addresses the issue of apathy, which is one of our greatest threats going forward. I don’t respond to crypto/hooker DM’s
TooMuchCowToCarry @GentlyBoiling
20 Followers 51 Following I left. Regretted it. Returned. Lower expectations accordingly 😑 You may remember me @noodleandnerve but I lost it 😶
Iain @Unrepentant76
507 Followers 1K Following 49, Corpse Emperor of South Ayrshire Wargames. Plays Bloodbowl, d&d, 40k, Bolt Action, BFG, Bolt Action, Legion, Frostgrave and many, many others.
Patrick OD | Human Be... @invisiblebreak_
540 Followers 1K Following We are fighting behavior in the wrong place. Daily examples of the hidden system that drives our behavior. Writing a book on the mechanism behind our behavior
mrsmakeup @mrsmaquillage
3K Followers 2K Following deep thoughts,smutty humour “Lethal but tasty” “Better looking than Razor Ruddick” “Fitter than I look”
BAble 📚 @benwablett
611 Followers 2K Following No original thoughts, likes to reply with a Gif. To donate or for help https://t.co/wD1ehO6FMQ, https://t.co/KwI39TdBk5 & https://t.co/wdB6YeSlfA
Jay Vaughan @jayvaughanphoto
197 Followers 342 Following Welsh photographer. Trying to capture time as it passes him by. Working with digital and analogue. Based in Liverpool 8. He/Him
Myshkin Returns @MyshkinBanned
772 Followers 739 Following Used to be @MyshkinFool but some crypto twat hacked it .. so I continue the struggle from here
Steve the cat nut @stevethecatnut
640 Followers 508 Following Cats. Music. Beer. Football. Gaming. Nerdy Stuff. Unashamedly lefty as fuck. Council estate boy from North London, raised by wild scousers. YNWA, F365
Problem Child @Footinit
4K Followers 1K Following Woman of misc. heritage & exotic ‘fro - Old enough to be your mother - Pro-Am carer - ‘Buxom menace’ - ‘Like Vera Drake’ - https://t.co/sKj6Ughk8A
Mappers @CarolMaps
19K Followers 1K Following Scottish Ice cream connoisseur. Misanthrope. Fan of cats & kindness. “Both kind and ludicrous.” “Unconventionally charming.” https://t.co/adUHaVEuCP
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 @perrigame
34K Followers 2K Following Came with a warning label but I ate it 🎀 Whatever you heard, it’s not true. It’s worse.
The Ambassador @The_Ambassador_
7K Followers 464 Following akimbo bimbo. Home economics. Musical theatre twat. Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.
Selina j 🧚🏻🌙... @OfSelina
6K Followers 359 Following Just a totally normal and well adjusted bipolar artist and writer
Sarah @idlewildgirl
13K Followers 7K Following Probably at a gig somewhere…. #MDANT 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🍕🎵 🦍🌸 Same name on the Blue Place. 🦋
⛰️🌳🐈⬛ ... @MumbrianSpinner
14K Followers 5K Following Small. Noisy. Loves outdoors and animals. Sexual elf nurse. Reenactor 💥 Heavy metal, D&B 🤘
Becky Holmes hates sp... @deathtospinach
105K Followers 1K Following I only date celebs (inc. Keanu, Brad, Neeson, Jagger & Prince William), brave peacekeeping soldiers in Syria or oil rig workers. 2nd book now ready to preorder!
Tinder Girl @girl_tinder
23K Followers 1K Following Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. https://t.co/I8prQEHAK5
Hunstantonsmith @hunstantonsmith
7K Followers 3K Following The only living boy in New Look, “a dressmaking disco mate”…, a constant annoyance to @kaffsmiffy...
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec... @cheesecakeOBE
7K Followers 862 Following Why do I have to do everything around here?
Reginald D Hunter @reginalddhunter
115K Followers 4K Following Comedian swashbuckler dabbler-scientist rapscallion poof reader shockmocker and libertine
Cumberdick BenderBatc... @CumberdickB
17K Followers 1K Following Be the monster you think lives under your bed..
Holy Crayons @HolyCrayons
6K Followers 3K Following Fan of Profanity. Mother of Crotch Goblin 1.0™️, Crotch Goblin 2.0™️ and Crotch Goblin 3.0™️. Probably wearing pyjamas. Sponsored by Sertraline.
Lucky Tony @LuckyTony72
4K Followers 5K Following Lady who loves music and festivals. Proud home sharer with Kurt Whistle. Proud mum to Alfred & Roman. Married to @dugganscott - no weird DMs or dick pics, ta
Man’o’Beard @Yes_That_Steve
2K Followers 2K Following Moving to 🦋in the new year @yesthatsteve.bsky.social
Winnie the Who @win_confidante
15K Followers 942 Following FPL nerd. Cheese lover. Animal photo poster. Aston Villa. Occasional arsehole. European. She/Her. #nevervotetory
Jeremy Ives @JeremyIves
347 Followers 4K Following Mancunian 🐝 Red 🔴. Son, nephew, cousin, friend. Other adjectives available. ISFP-T
Jamie Johnson @JamieJohns63764
871 Followers 2K Following I'm a bookworm with a computer science major and mathematics minor. NoDMs,hope somebody can help me get those "easy" math problems back to my "For You" folder.
The Feral Panda @theferalpanda
279 Followers 940 Following does anyone really care what is written here? I could spew a bunch of BS and nobody knows for sure. if I can make one person chuckle a bit, my day is complete.
dan oshea @doshea52
2K Followers 3K Following married,self employed,interested in politics,stock market, No DMs
Ronaldo Aquino @RA762
4K Followers 2K Following Omnivore, carb addict, quasi-introvert, more curious than careful.. stroke survivor
Lorena Knobchopper�... @Gypsypup13
4K Followers 5K Following Shadow minister for chopping of knobs. If thou Fucketh about, thou shalt find out. Lefty and Proudy welsh. gypsy 🐕 mam. IM NOT OPENING DMS RIGHTNOW. NO TO WAR
Michael Cripps @CrippsMc801
333 Followers 2K Following Retired hgv driver. Ex-Ambulance service. Ex-Billy Smarts circus. Life long Liverpool supporter. Like a bit of boxing.
Dean Burns 💙 @deanoburns
3K Followers 4K Following Emergency & Critical Care Medicine Consultant. Newcastle Utd fan. #FOAMed follower, husband & father of 3.
Greg Moss @moneychimp
1K Followers 562 Following Chartered Financial Douchebag. Beautiful father to three girls, one hairy. Chaotic neutral. Posts not advice. #FIRE #impact #ESG #AVFC
Tara Dublin aka Winon... @taradublinrocks
113K Followers 22K Following Author of THE SOUND OF SETTLING. Mom. Writer @RawStory. Fill-In Host @SiriusXMProg. Atheist Jewish Liberal Dem. NJ ➡️ PDX #SwiftieOver50 #SignTara #smokefleet
Susan Adams🏴�... @SuzieHasTwins
4K Followers 4K Following Welsh girl. Owner of border collies and teenagers. ‘The chatty one’. Not here to fight. My first love was Dogtanian. Woof
Miss Ally @MissAlly_01
7K Followers 54 Following I post stupid silly stuff on here so that you might forget about your problems & smile, lol, or better still, snort coffee down your nose.
Liam @mrliamdurkin
616 Followers 2K Following #popmaster TiT prediction game. Notts County fan ⚫️⚪️⚽️
Count Jim Moriarty @CountMoriarty
793 Followers 1K Following Oscillate between lols and standing up against wrong Comedy improv Driver training M.E/CFS Parent of ASD Same name on bluesky
老干基思 𝙊𝙇... @Sarkbeard
582 Followers 2K Following Multi-instrumentalist, Eastern Bloc Chod Appreciator, Cats, Politics, Languages 🍉
Martin Cymbal💚 @cymbal_martin
12K Followers 12K Following Long in tooth retiree. 40yrs in business trying to convince folk all was planned🤫 Bramall Lane vet ⚽️ Let's try save the planet 🌍 #PatMillsUK @TaxJusticeUK
Brooke from Let’s N... @TheLetsNotDate
6K Followers 217 Following Now reposting here because people on X keep stealing my content. Find me on Instagram, Facebook, Threads and Substack
TooMuchCowToCarry @GentlyBoiling
20 Followers 51 Following I left. Regretted it. Returned. Lower expectations accordingly 😑 You may remember me @noodleandnerve but I lost it 😶
Steve Decent @Stevo______
227 Followers 1K Following If you tell a lie often enough it becomes truth. If you tell the truth often enough you become an enemy of the state. It's a wild and wacky world kids.
Nomadpossum 🐟🇬�... @nomadpossum
5K Followers 6K Following Tasmanian in Athens. Former AFP. https://t.co/idIhWuFbKe
Glooface @glooface
5K Followers 5K Following Important journalist, very good chef, magician and soldier and detective as well. Brand ambassador.
JB 🇳🇴 @Ice_Ice_JB
95 Followers 73 Following I’m an ice guy. Once loaned my sexy to Justin Timberlake and he made a right song and dance about it when I asked him to return it. (He/Him/Stud)
The Tipsy Angel 🪽�... @blonde_opinion
140K Followers 5K Following Tipsy Angel 🪽 | Dreamer & Thinker | Art, Emotion & Insights | Join me on this journey of depth and discovery. @blonde_opinion is my only account!
Wee Mowgz @Mowgzilla
2K Followers 1K Following Live music slut. A strong 4, but with the chat of a weak 8. Barely the jester of indie rock. A yellow danger. A right psychedelic ponce.
Mia The mystery girl @GirlMia9079
21K Followers 13K Following 👑 God first! ✝️❤️ • I love Good Vibes ✨💖 • 🇺🇸🇪🇸 • 🌪️The End Game🔥• Consistency is everything 💙 • 🚫👁️
MaoGe @_MaoGe
24K Followers 3K Following Share interesting stories of life, funny daily life and social anecdotes, and explore all kinds of human attitudes together
Quiet Storm @stormofquiet
3K Followers 5K Following
Mark @MarkSchweitzer
46K Followers 44K Following Health care worker and proud NOT to be a deplorable person 🇺🇸
Professor Peter Douga... @PeterDougan73
288 Followers 124 Following Father, Grandfather, Millionaire, businessman, drummer and compulsive liar.
Amélie Moreau @AnakRan46452141
43 Followers 292 Following Astronomie & exploration spatiale | Je regarde les étoiles pour comprendre notre place dans l’univers.
roflhoff @madmunk
2K Followers 1K Following Director at FFP. I swear a lot. Influencer. importer of ballbearings. Proprietor of MEGATHREADS. Sometimes draw shit. Part of the John Cooper Clarke Collective
Julie D Irwin @JDIrwinbooks
5K Followers 2K Following Writes books for kids and grown-ups. Doesn't go on about it. Likes a laugh. Rep'd by @LindseyFraser. Crime Thriller WIP. COYI
Man In London @Man_InLondon
390 Followers 2K Following London-based professional with a creative side. Liker of artistic, smart, funny tweets & critical thinking. Not sure why I came here but I stayed for the memes.You might like
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