DispatchMess @DispatchMess
911 Dispatcher, CIT and Hostage Negotiator. Yes my boss knows about my Twitter. No they don't care. 🚨🚁🚓🚑🚒🚨 Joined March 2020-
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On behalf of all dispatchers everywhere: CALLING 911 BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE HOW YOUR TRAFFIC STOP IS GOING WILL NOT GO THE WAY YOU THINK IT WILL. I promise.
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Been a weird weekend around here. I’m ready for a day off.
How it feels putting an officer on the phone to explain for the fifth time that this is, in fact, a civil issue.
Yeah so I totally did NOT remember this was a 13 hour shift 😭
One of the rookies called me mom last night and now I’m having an existential crisis. How old is old? 😭
Okay I’m back I guess. I kinda missed this place.
This is insane and devastating. Praying for Omaha right now and the rest of us still in the path of the storm.
What a fucking way to start the year
@SENEScanner Very typical assisted living call 🤦🏻♀️
Breaking news. Someone ringing your doorbell is not a crime. That is all.
Friendly reminder that your local 911 operator does NOT have a magic button to transfer you anywhere in the country.
👮🏻♀️: “Just FYI he said he lived in the area so he may be a local resident. Or a liar.”
I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job
For the love of everything please stop answering “911 what is the address of your emergency?” with “My house.” I DONT KNOW YOU I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR HOUSE IS I WILL ACTUALLY GO INSANE IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS THANK YOU
Animal call bingo tonight: ✅ Dogs ✅ Chickens ✅ Possums ✅ Squirrels
👩🏻💻: “Just to clarify sir you called 911 because your 20 year old sister won’t help you mow the lawn?”
Coming at you from a long hiatus to say I’ve changed departments 👏🏻
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