Dehydrated 🍐 @DizzyTypeBroad

Human being mostly. Not super clever or amusing. I whine a lot in this space. I used to be fun I swear. 💙 FarNorCal Joined June 2009

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Dehydrated 🍐 @DizzyTypeBroad

2 weeks ago

This is girlhood. Bachelorette party shenanigans with my favorites.

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2 months ago

It happened. It was beautiful and we cried a ton. Congratulations to my wonderful, nerdy friends. There was so much geek involved. It was amazing.

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2 months ago

The bridal party 🥰 our lovely bride in the middle.

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I’m in a wedding today and it’s going to be a hell of a long day….fuck you body for not letting me sleep. Also the joke is I’m just under 5’ tall and the groomsman I was paired with is 6’7. When I get the pics, I’ll share 🤣

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2 months ago

Forgive me watching Oz in the background but I’ve had this boy for 3 years, he literally suckles my skin at bedtime 🤣 he’s the clingiest cat I’ve ever had. He also purrs more than any cat I’ve ever known. I wouldn’t trade him for the world even with all the cat hickeys.

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4 months ago

Getting to be a part of someone’s special day is my favorite part of my job. This sweet baby just had her senior prom and we worked together to give her the nails of her dreams.

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4 months ago

Im also so proud of my little brother for being so supportive when he and I weren’t raised to be even a little tolerant, we both made it out. What an amazing night. Happy birthday Smol Bean Auntie Mom loves you to the end of the universe.

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4 months ago

Today is my nephews 17th birthday. We had family dinner at an amazing hibachi place. Tonight I saw my nephew wore a binder for his first time and I have never seen him so happy. I could literally burst. I’m so happy he’s getting more comfortable in his skin.

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4 months ago

Our beautiful bride (left) and the bridesmaids. We did our dress try on tonight. The bridesmaids is thrilled 🥰 I love my friends yall 🥰

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4 months ago

@hornycanadians3 I’m getting there, thank you. How are you?

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5 months ago

Oh, you know a normal karaoke night 🥰🥰

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7 months ago

@kid0krew Yessir!

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7 months ago

I made these. I am proud.

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8 months ago

A great new year with a few of my favorites. 🥰

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8 months ago

@kid0krew I have faith in me.

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8 months ago

Yall, full confession I have been getting carried away with the booze. It’s been a rough year and I e decided to do dry January to kind of reset. Wish me luck.

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8 months ago

Im blaming Chris for me not being able to sleep tonight. So there’s another reason to be mad at him.

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8 months ago

Also Chris, I am so still fucking mad at you. I miss you so much.

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9 months ago

I’m doing well. Raising healthy, happy kids. Business is thriving, and I got my aftershock passes for next year. I am so excited for how things are shaping up.

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9 months ago

When your ex that literally traumatized you, lied about you the entire relationship, lived off of you, broke your finger and stole from your actual 4 yr old has already moved in with one of the girls he cheated on you with 🤣🤣🤣 good luck yall. I’m chilling over here. 🥰🥰🥰