Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

You can call me Neptune, because I'm gonna exert a gravitational force on Uranus. Joined May 2016

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

3 years ago

@F1Subreddit This will achieve nothing other than taking away a fun place for a million+ F1 fans from around the world to whinge about their favorite sport. It will have zero impact on the future business decisions of reddit. But hey, you do you.

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

8 years ago

last night i dreamed i was watching caddyshack, but all of the lead rolls were replaced with muppets. if anyone wants to get in touch with #billmurray and make that happen, that would be tops.

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8 years ago

things the government has money for: $1.5 trillion in tax breaks for the richest people in the country. things the government doesn't have money for: more than 1 copy of the fbi investigation into brett kavanaugh

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

8 years ago

when the waiter forgets my extra mayo

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8 years ago

#RobertMueller finding so many witches they're going to start calling the white house hogwarts

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

8 years ago

@realDonaldTrump maybe if you stopped doing such immeasurably shitty things, google wouldn't be full of negative stories about you... it's a pretty easy fix... just be a better person... the whole world would appreciate it.

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

8 years ago

“Time, time… Turkey for thanksgiving. My mother would say, ‘Ohhh eight hours’, I said, ‘Eight hours?’. She made the greatest turkey I ever had. Takes time, takes time.” - @realDonaldTrump Literally could not have said it better myself.

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

8 years ago

Manafort trial drinking game: Sober tier: drink for each not guilty verdict. Drunk / potentially dead tier: drink for every guilty verdict. Definitely dead tier: drink for every year Manafort will be spending in jail. #ManafortVerdictWatch

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

8 years ago

New cost of Trump's military parade - $92 million. For context, if the federal minimum wage was raised to $15 / hour, it would take around 700 years to earn what we're going to spend in a single day, for no purpose other than to stroke the ego of a 72-year-old draft dodger. #MAGA

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

8 years ago

you know it's going to be one of those days when you're trying to think of the word "microphone" and all you can come up with is "sound camera"...

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

8 years ago

If you ever have an idea and you're like, "nah, that'll never work," just remember, someone once walked into a meeting and said, "it's a tornado... And it's full of sharks," and that shit got 5 sequels.

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

8 years ago

@gamesdonequick it would be super cool if the time estimates were shown in the upcoming events... just to help get a rough idea of when things are coming up.

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

8 years ago

trump: i would have run [golf carted] into school [girls locker room] during shooting [pillow fight], even without a gun [pants].

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Dr. Angerman @DoctorAngerman

9 years ago

.@TheYankeeCandle should do a seasonal smell called, "that closet at your grandma's house that's filled with Christmas decorations from the 70s." I would buy that.