Dominic Cummings Translated @DomTranslate
Translating the genius of @Dominic2306 for non galaxy brain mere mortals Joined October 2021-
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@Dominic2306 Ooh err, I'm hard.
@Dominic2306 I am fleeing the sinking ship.
@Dominic2306 There definitely won't be video.
@Dominic2306 I've never drunk Heineken in my life.
@Dominic2306 I'm really into wallpaper.
@Dominic2306 My mates were involved in this one.
@Dominic2306 I don't give a damn and had incentives to let it rot.
@Dominic2306 Let me take credit for actions of people who have no idea I exist.
@Dominic2306 @typesfast Let's pretend empty shelves and pumps in the UK are the result of a totally unrelated port issue in California, as opposed to something I inflicted on our society in order to gain power I then didn't know what to do with.
@Dominic2306 Crime AND Jobs?! F**k me, I've just invented this new thing called 'politics'!
@Dominic2306 I have never seen Mark Zuckerberg speak.
@Dominic2306 I promised you slugs 350 million a week that didn't exist, and am attacking the only publication that calls me out on it.
@Dominic2306 Just ignore the fact that I was the most powerful person in all these meetings I am now saying were terrible.
@Dominic2306 I am positioning myself so that whatever the result of the next election, I can explain that my super-forecasting predicted it all.
@Dominic2306 If I use aggressive language and immature Trumpian nicknames, you're more likely to pay me £200/year.
@Dominic2306 Rich right wing US Politicians, I am available for hire.
@Dominic2306 Let's keep pushing this Brexit = vaccine bollocks because it's the best lie we've got.
@Dominic2306 I am trying to reframe the 'Vote Leave plan', which was to lie about money that doesn't exist and attack foreign people, to now suddenly have been about 'science'. This is because I want to be viewed as an intellectual, not as a more cynical Nigel Farage.
@Dominic2306 I feel uncomfortable with my sexuality.
I don't understand design, but I'll take credit for anything.
When I had to do a logo in 2015 I stole both Steve Jobs' advice (extreme simplicity) & his logo for NeXT, got inhouse designer to turn it into a ballot box & we called startup 'Vote Leave'. Total cost ~$0, ultra simple. Im sure @paulg is right
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Dominic Cummings @Dominic2306
312K Followers 3 Following Peace abroad, weaponising autism for regime change & *systems politics* at homeYou might like
