Dan Schimerowski @DoodyDan
Thinking thoughts about things and stuff. Joined February 2011-
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Any suggestions for cool/useful apps to download for my iPod?
I could put Cake in my ears all day long.
Found an unopened beer in the yard today. Decided not to risk it. #mylifeisaverage
I want to hate Google because theyre definitely going to take over the world Skynet-style but pretty much everything they do is so darn cool
SW ep1 review: podracing rules, Darth Maul kicks ass, and Jar-Jar is the worst character ever created.
I'm going to smash this phone with a hammer the day I can get a new one.
THE GODDAMN FEDEX GUYS JUST LOVE TO DRIVE BY MY HOUSE OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND NEVER STOP. BASTARDS
#nicemanpodcast, I might have to change my name to DoodyDan now. Thanks for the suggestion!
Studying during the loading screens of Skyrim is one of the most genius ideas I've ever had.
"You don't just "wind up" in a hot tub naked doing cocaine."
If the temperature outside is less than or equal to the amount of fingers I have, then fuck it.
I thought that buying boots with tread would make it easier to walk on snow and ice. Turns out I was wrong.
Facebook wants me to become a fan of "Love"? What kind of hippie-ass bullshit is that?
Hey Cedar Falls, how about you send people out to clear off the streets before you send people out to give parking tickets? Douchebags.
Just because you can't do it over doesn't mean you can't do it better next time around.
"LIKE FUN IT IS, YOU GLASS-HEADED WALLABY!"
They should make more products that you apply directly to the forehead, like allergy medicine or mashed potatoes.
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