dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

I believe the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I learned from Dr Professor Star. You're the unpaid intern. You do the work! I'm on X, duh Joined September 2015

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

a hour ago

@clark_wils46212 Thought Dad was joking when he'd say 'look'n at booty' to me asking "what did you do all day?"

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

a hour ago

@Kyle_C137 Who said the second one is not beautiful?!

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

a hour ago

@igor_os777 notice the distinct lack of dying while being huddled for warmth or trapped in awkward angles between rocks....

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

a hour ago

@clark_wils46212 If you're wondering... I wasn't, it's me.... I'm the "crazy" one in all circles.... and I establish dominance quickly.

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

a hour ago

@MarieIsabellaB Ironically Spirit Halloween dances like that at any business that is having a "Going Out of Business Sale".

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

a hour ago

@BlueFalcon7509 this generation is full of the most "overly qualified" entry level employees.....

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

5 hours ago

I hate my knowledge gaps some days.... other days they really show up to teach me a new level of hate....

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

6 hours ago

@clark_wils46212 I've sent several. Not one really. False advertising.

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

6 hours ago

@rita_otis To be fair he did give the measurements up front.

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

6 hours ago

@MarieIsabellaB Eating stuff like this can be described like Mel Brooks described sex in History of the World Part 1. "I just did it, and I'm ready to do it again."

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

6 hours ago

@ThePapaManDave Some times, late at night, you can still hear him sighing heavily in his car....

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

6 hours ago

@BlueFalcon7509 People underestimate the effect a gram can have on your life 🥹🥹

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

7 hours ago

@MarieIsabellaB It's the railing sounds my head makes that gives me value.

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dr.professor.kc52 @Doolin52

7 hours ago

@ThePapaManDave Well timed Dad jokes are the only way to protect your sanity in today's world.

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@MarieIsabellaB The regularity and pattern of things breaking has me convinced I'm on the Truman Show. Not near as popular. No where near as well funded. But definitely a traffic comedy and human pressure experiment.