Dorm Life @DormLifee
Joined October 2013-
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It's always good having a roommate that wears the same size as you
This is the loudest my roommate has ever snored... SHUT UP
I am 95% sure that one of my roommates shit their pants. That's the only thing that could explain this smell.
When my roommate decides to workout in our room <<< it smells TERRIBLE
I don't mind if you ask to throw in a pair of pants or something with my laundry, but don't ask me to wash all your nasty underwear. No
Normal people: I can't wait to go home and see my family. Me: I can't wait to go home and eat something other than cafeteria food
Can my bed just be in a sound - proof bubble? #LoudRoommateProbs
When you get into the shower and it smells like pee <<<
That painfully awkward moment when your roommate is giggling and moaning in their sleep and you know EXACTLY what they're dreaming about
When you're about to poop your pants but there is not one bathroom open <<<
You know that show where you vote people off of the island? Yeah, we should play that... roommate addition
I am that one roommate that sleeps with little to no clothes on #SorryNotSorry
Thank God for headphones that drown out the sound of my roommates daily fighting
Your alarm has literally been going off for five minutes... WAKE UP ALREADY
It freaks me out when it's the middle of the night and one of my roommate starts talking in their sleep...
Having a private Skype date is impossible here
My roommates are sooo loud when they sleep! Snoring, talking, moaning, giggling.....
Yeah, I would rather not wake up early for a day full of lectures. Thanks anyways though.
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