Hot tip:
If you've been caught bluffing regularly enough that the global meme #TACO exists...
Maybe betting your actual life on another ultimatum, is the dumbest fucking throwdown in history.
Like Lincoln much?
#dickhead
I'm quietly rooting for a little cyclosporiasis fiesta at the white house...
I wonder if the CIA might arrange something?
(It'd be a plausible way to roll the dice without waking anybody up)
Cyclosporiasis, the parasite causing the current explosive diarrhea outbreak, is at a level 20x higher than its yearly average.
This comes just 1 year after the Trump admin removed a cyclospora tracking mandate from the 'Foodborne Disease Active Surveillance Network.'
"Hey so, our micro blogging / audio chat app is horrible for trying to track which 'spaces' are actually happening... I wonder if we could jumble up the live spaces so they're even harder to manage... YES... We can!"
THESE PEOPLE BELIEVE IN BITCOIN, DO YOU ?
PayPal CEO
Amazon CEO
Reddit CEO
Vanguard CEO
Facebook CEO
Google CEO
Charles Schwab CEO
Fidelity CEO
Tesla CEO
Nvidia CEO
Uber CEO
Apple CEO
YouTube CEO
BlackRock CEO
@ericsburner Who cares?
Every American who clustered around a screen for a month
Every corporation who made bank
And your retard president, too dumb to commit crimes without bragging about them.
Hardly feels like a robust security system @elon
I get this on launch.
Then, close and relaunch.
Still 100% logged in.
Always was.
Behaves like a phishing scam.
Tldr; Elon - Neglectful Cunt
Dear World,
Please, never forget these past 26 days we spent together just watching matches and talking ball before the world's most hated man figured out a way to make the World Cup all about himself. I am so sorry.
Sincerely,
Just a regular American.
Now please pack your hydration breaks, endless cutaways to random local celebrities nobody has ever heard of, corrupt politicians, and keyboard experts who only learned what offside means three weeks ago into one of your supersized drive-thru bags, and leave football to the rest of the world.
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