Dragness Moorehead @DragnessM

Joined February 2014

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Dragness Moorehead @DragnessM

11 hours ago

@Joshua__DM Meanwhile, the bridesmaids are all standing in the back of the cultural hall wearing crewneck t-shirts under their gowns so the don’t violate modesty rules.

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11 hours ago

@TexanTrojan94 @Joshua__DM Because they don’t look like this.

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11 hours ago

@iamdave1984 @Joshua__DM Caden would definitely be spelled with a “K” in this scenario.

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11 hours ago

@poquittop You have just described Ice Spice’s entire career.

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11 hours ago

@CoffeeC80751972 @ashbinks2588 @NatureGirl_21 She was probably “nagging” him about always hitting on other women.

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11 hours ago

@NatureGirl_21 “Congratulations to my mom for 50 years of settling for less.”

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17 hours ago

@CourtAnne1225 Did his fiber supplement just kick in?

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2 days ago

@offbeatorbit First of all, that towel looks filthy. The washing machine cleans my towels just fine because I don’t let them turn brown before I launder them.

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@DesiresStrange @LauraMiers Anyone who is under 18 needs an adult over 21. So if you’re an 18 year old high school senior with a 17 year old friend or a 16 year old sibling, you can’t go to an amusement park or other venue together.

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2 days ago

@VictorBazinski @LauraMiers That’s because they haven’t experienced the world unsupervised. I remember gradually having less supervision in more places growing up so by the time we were in high school you had some reality-based ability to sense risky situations.

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2 days ago

@JayJurden But she IS homophobic. It’s her clickbait brand.

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2 days ago

@caughtinthemadi I’m fascinated by the way the throw blanket forms itself into a tiered compartmental tray.

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3 days ago

@Polarstar79 @iWomansplainer As someone who grew up in a family of smokers back in the 60s and 70s, I can assure you that cigarette smoke always stank exactly as much as they do now. The smell just stands out more now because people no longer can smoke everywhere.

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3 days ago

@I_amMukhtar This could not be more gay if they were all wearing thongs and chaps.

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4 days ago

@blonkstruggle This looks like the senior photo of the most spoiled girl in a small town high school in 1992.

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4 days ago

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4 days ago

@AKBrews Saving this in case somebody asks for feet pics.

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5 days ago

@RebelAthletic @_kit_e_kat_ Have you never heard of going to college for an MRS. Degree? There’s a legitimate subset of girls who are raised by their parents to view college exclusively as a step toward meeting a socially connected young man with earning potential.

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5 days ago

@Milk413213 @_celia_bedelia_ The man is 74 years old and has lost a great deal of weight over a space of several years. His muscle wasting and loose skin is a result of that being a normal thing that starts happening to people over 60.

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5 days ago

@jen_rice_ @axios This was required reading in my 8th grade English class. While I wouldn’t consider it a light beach read it’s certainly not some sort of high-brow esoteric tome.