'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

"I would say you have done a fine job of it." Ranger Sleuth with a major in medicine. Profile image by @scissorbait biol.be/Dynule Fixing your attitude Joined January 2019

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'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

3 years ago

Grabs a bowl. Pours milk in it. Puts cereal afterwards. Chuckles dryly.

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「perky paper.」 @arottenpot

3 years ago

( eating your limited edition strategy guide. ) ( learning so much!! )

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'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

3 years ago

Grabs one of the cards out of the car, looks at it with annoyance, eats it, and walks away.

「perky paper.」 @arottenpot

3 years ago

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! (explodes into greeting cards, nowhere to be seen afterward.)

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'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

3 years ago

Standing in front of a fast food restaurant chain. Menacingly.

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'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

3 years ago

@Daimonity Death

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'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

3 years ago

"I'm a healer, but..."

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'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

3 years ago

"No doctor wants to lose their patient. There is nothing too special about that sentiment."

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「perky paper.」 @arottenpot

3 years ago

awful horrible terrible no-good man

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'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

3 years ago

Sets the sheet's corner on fire, puts out the fire almost immediately afterwards. The punishment starts today.

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「perky paper.」 @arottenpot

3 years ago

WEHHH NO, THEY'VE BEEN GOOD! they've been a good and dormant paperback lately!!

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'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

3 years ago

Holds a paper sheet over a lighter. "We will find out if that is true, in due time."

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「perky paper.」 @arottenpot

3 years ago

👉👈 so sowwy....

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'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

3 years ago

It sure made them go up, however.

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「perky paper.」 @arottenpot

3 years ago

<-- had to sit in the corner after learning that eating the paper did not, in fact, make the bills go away.

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Stares at the paper entity, then the camera like in the office, then finally goes back to paying his debts, each glare more tired than the last. Still trying to figure out who bought 50 cactus at an electronics store...

「perky paper.」 @arottenpot

3 years ago

the games on the box are fun and delicious too! who knew that salt improved the taste of thin cardboard?

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'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

3 years ago

Of course this is why they wanted a happy meal.

「perky paper.」 @arottenpot

3 years ago

eating a fat juicy burger with the wrapper on. 🥰

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'Ercan' Shaw @Dynule

3 years ago

"Impressive as always, Lydia."

Lydia — ᴍᴀɴᴀ ɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇ @Daimonity

3 years ago

"Like shiiiiit, what're your pronouns? Cause I'm pro-whateverthefuck you've got going on, damn~! Is that - is that working? Did someone get flustered?"