Elliot Bates @EBates111

Lead Copywriter. CPFC fan. Lover of board sports and two-wheeled pursuits. ejfbates.com Joined February 2009

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Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC

2 months ago

At the end of the day, we always win...

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Elliot Bates @EBates111

4 months ago

@ed_aarons Bloke sounds like he’s announcing the powerball ffs

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Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC

4 months ago

What a way to start your Friday morning 😊

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Elliot Bates @EBates111

8 months ago

@footballontnt sort this camera angle out on the Palace game, the bloke is zoomed so far out you can barely see the ball

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BBC Guernsey @BBCGuernsey

8 months ago

BREAKING: Alex Scott has been called up by Thomas Tuchel in his latest senior England squad.

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Elliot Bates @EBates111

a year ago

@BobbyManzi Almost certainly means we will be demoted then.

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Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC

a year ago

Well, we did it. 2025 FA Cup Champions: Crystal Palace South London & Proud ❤️💙 #CPFC

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Elliot Bates @EBates111

a year ago

@holmesdaleUSA @CPFCSF @pigandwhistlesf Amazing. Thanks guys 🔴🔵

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Elliot Bates @EBates111

a year ago

@holmesdaleUSA any recommendations for bars in San Francisco to watch the final next week? Visiting from the UK and would love to watch the final with some fellow fans

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Elliot Bates @EBates111

2 years ago

It’s a shame about our sponsor. But on the plus side, everything is going up a level. Design and production quality included. We’re so much more of a legit brand and club these days.

Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC

2 years ago

A new era begins. @MacronSports | #CPFC

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Elliot Bates @EBates111

2 years ago

@HLTCO Mitchell is really growing into his new role 💪

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Elliot Bates @EBates111

2 years ago

@CPFC Yeah how about we save the showboating for when we’re 3-0 up, not 1-0? Asking for trouble

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@virginmedia Elliot*. I’d suggest you spend less time pushing “deals” and more time improving your existing service. I had multiple calls offering upgrades over a week, yet it was absolute graft to get your customer service operator to organise an engineer to fix the issue. How funny

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Elliot Bates @EBates111

2 years ago

I decline a @virginmedia broadband upgrade last week, then this week my connection goes down the pan. And the first thing you ask when you ring up, "why don't you upgrade your broadband? That'll fix it." How convenient. I will never use this company again. Awful.

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Standard Sport @standardsport

3 years ago

"It is obvious that the decision to hand Hodgson a further year in charge was a mistake... but he is not solely to blame for the malaise." Crystal Palace look stuck in the mud - a club without an identity and in desperate need of some vision ✍️ @Dan_KP bit.ly/3OiDaml