evan, ostensibly @EOstensibly

voracious Old Testament reader, wanna-be romantic poet, hopefully an advocate for the people who actually need it substack.com/@evanostensibl… hidden in christ Joined April 2020

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evan, ostensibly @EOstensibly

4 hours ago

I clocked into my muse shift

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a day ago

Driving down PCH unlocks the secrets of all your passengers

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a week ago

the enshittification of southwest airlines

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a week ago

the emotional release i just experienced

Stewart Brand @stewartbrand

a week ago

Herculaneum fused scroll read in full. scrollprize.org/firstscroll

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Josh @LexDecs

a week ago

Great. I’ll send 10,000 of these right away!

FactPost @factpostnews

a week ago

Texas is poised to require all public school students read the Bible as part of their mandatory book list, potentially violating the First Amendment's Establishment Clause.

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evan, ostensibly @EOstensibly

2 weeks ago

captain describing the weather in Austin as “nice” like ok I doubt that

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@Yearns4Heaven These comments full of people who don’t even know that “ethne” means something to us that it never meant to the ancient world and they tryna make that lack of education your problem lol

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2 weeks ago

I am so early and bored at the airport might go through tsa again for shits and giggles

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2 weeks ago

This guy on the plane next to me having full body convulsions while watching the World Cup

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3 weeks ago

@kisstheblade_

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3 weeks ago

It’s crazy how you can see an aura of dirt around kids hands

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a month ago

i feel like saying goodbye to the living is still harder than saying goodbye to those who have passed. it's harder, to me, to reckon with saying goodbye to people when i know one or both of us *could* bridge the gap if we wanted to.

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evan, ostensibly @EOstensibly

a month ago

Why does every Austin thai spot load their food with jalapeños. Why do they hate me personally. Why are they afraid of Thai bird chilis

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a month ago

austinites devastated that a bolt of lightning destroyed local park’s 20 foot troll

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2 months ago

That Christ will return with a trumpet’s sound heavily implies that the parousia is accompanied by a mariachi band

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2 months ago

the evangelicals are doing photoshoots of their wives giving birth

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2 months ago

@EdwardVersaii I’m traveling for work soon probably let’s go

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2 months ago

@EdwardVersaii Went climbing 4 days in a row

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evan, ostensibly @EOstensibly

2 months ago

Yes, God appears to us in birdsongs and sunsets, but I think it takes true discipline to find Him in the face of the most difficult people we know, in the ache of our joints, and in such areas that escape our intuition of but not the presence of God.

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evan, ostensibly @EOstensibly

2 months ago

moratorium on church planting until these planters can give a good reason for existing besides adding to the already-present traffic patterns every Sunday.