The Pretentious One @Edgeplay_
In all reality, you're just another step towards my endgame. So sit back, relax, and let me pull all the strings. filibusterfrog.tumblr.com/post/169185927… Another face in the crowd. Joined August 2013-
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If I cared enough to inform you of the reasons of my absence, I would. But you should all definitely know that I am, indeed, making the gnarliest Freddy Fazbear mock known to fandom history.
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@autoknd You are so late, it’s kind of gnarly how nasty that attempt of a retort crashed.
Well, the kitchen is on fire so it looks like it’s my time to be off. Don’t start ragging on Hal without notifying me so I can be present for it.
I have yet to utilize the phrase “shove my hand up your ass and make me a sexy ventriloquist” and that’s so disappointing.
@autoknd As if you would ever wear pants with a body.
@autoknd I’m actually felt and velvet, excuse you. Felt lined with velvet. My outsides are rough, but my insides? Whoo boy. I’m the perfect specimen.
@autoknd Well, shit. At least I know you’re derived from the same material as me then. Cut from the same cloth.
I won’t say it here, as this is a safe, Christian Minecraft server but.
Oh my god, John. You’re committing my biggest fantasy right there.
Be right back, I can feel the retch climbing up my throat.
Oh no. Who gave you that. That was an incredibly poor decision.
John, please. Do not flirt with the sunglasses. Shoving that thing up your ass does not make anything better.
Crunch him harder and maybe I’ll invoke the status again. Make it loud so I can hear it across time/space.
i think i should be allowed to think the guy my mouth's going to be sewn to is sorta hot. but like i said. i think.
Of course, of course. Whatever helps keep your ego afloat, Hal. I’ll send you a life preserver in a moment, let me bask in this glory.
Sometimes it feels so great owning myself. I need to highfive myself sometime, that was good.
Ah, so you relinquish. I have prevailed once again. Tic-tac-toe, bitch.
Revoking best man status.
When in doubt, just? Eat your heart out. Nibble on those ribs.
moved to @cherrybIxss... @archivedemily
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⧼ 𝓦 ⧽ @thencred
635 Followers 109 Following ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀my⠀⠀ h̲e̲a̲r̲t̲ ⠀⠀is⠀⠀like⠀⠀a ⠀⠀ stallion⠀⠀, ⠀⠀ they ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞⠀⠀ it⠀⠀ more⠀⠀ when ⠀⠀it’s ⠀⠀𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 ⠀.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀![tweeting theatre of coolty by duckface, ad infinitum | header and icon from the short film by @nakedbee [https://t.co/EF08WDqLBf]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/853326575000969216/0SvnXmNh.jpg)
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jade harley !! @gardenGnostic
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