Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

I am the most important thing that ever happened to the Disney Corporation not named Walt. I call it MGM Studios Joined September 2021

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

God Damn….fuck it…1986 I’m in The Rainbow Room when all of the sudden Judith Light comes up to me (3 Vodka Cranberries in) and tells me that she thinks I’m “sexy as fuck”…was I instantly aroused? Yes. Was my wife also standing next to me? Yes. @SantinaLula I guess I’m back.

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

@BillZanetti Sorry for the confusion. To be clear…I think Donald Trump is the cuntiest cunt that has ever cunted.

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

Yeah…fuck this guy

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

@BillZanetti Not directed at you, directed at the person in your video.

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

@BillZanetti Cunt

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

And Another Thing….RED DAWN. Great picture but I passed on it.

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

ALL DAY LONG. Well said mate…well said.

Rick Dougherty Broadcasting @rick_ear

2 years ago

Honest question for people who say this. What is a friend? I think you are really saying, “We can disagree and still be acquaintances.” When I hear about the “young male loneliness epidemic,” I really think we haven’t taught men what it means to be a friend.

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

I loved “It Was Agatha All Along” but title of the story of Generation X will be “It was Racism All Along”

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

@SantinaLula @madamjumbo @LRoachelle2 @superstan_limo You are a pure soul girl. A pure soul. If there is an afterlife I’m certain we will high five!

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

Going to hang it up and leave this ap but @SantinaLula @madamjumbo @LRoachelle2 @superstan_limo I love the ever loving fuck out of you appreciation my irreverent tweets that really were just to entertain myself. Godspeed mates. You seem like good souls.

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

@SantinaLula @madamjumbo @LRoachelle2 @superstan_limo The Flipside as in the “upside down” from Stranger things with the Dungeons and Dragons monsters or the Flipside where everyone takes acid and listens to the Doors? I prefer the latter

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

@madamjumbo @SantinaLula @LRoachelle2 @superstan_limo Well I will leave you with this one. 1987 I’m at the Playboy Mansion and Wink Martindale comes up to me (on boatloads of cocaine) and pitches me on Disney doing an attraction based on Tic Tac Doe. Well I just walked away.

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

Bieber is great. Listening to him too

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

Bieber as well.

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

And I cannot understate this. FUCK MAGA. Like fuck All of you undereducated fucks that think Trump is cool…like fuck all the way off.

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

Teared up.

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

Fuck All the way off

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

In my office listening to Chapelle Roan with my twelve year daughter while she does her ELA homework on Jesse Owen being a difference maker. I just told her he was a fucking badass and America is the greatest as I reared up. Fuck the ever loving fuck out of MAGA. More than Nunis

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

I’ve never been this stressed about a decision since I left the Disney Board Room in 2004 for their “Executive Session”.

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Fake Michael Eisner @EisnerFake

2 years ago

This photo is a recreation of one taken of me in 1984 on the beach at the Polynesian as I watched Richard Nunis’s “wave machine” fire up and immediately fail.