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watching Th13teen Ghosts so my Netflix recommendations will hurt me the way I deserve
If I'm ever asked to describe "the look of love", I will say it's the expression on my husbands face as he pretends to be interested in the comic lore behind Coheed and Cambria's A Favour House Atlantic
@Gnomosapien @caitlinmoran x.com/davidallengree… Fair warning, I read this and still don't really get the intricacies of local government regulations.
@MasterOfDonkeys Agree. All the everything is garbage.
@JesseDoctor I was just drinking a cuppa Yorkshire and enjoying my glottal stops and feeling seen
a vision board but it's just pictures of Saint Bernard's bringing me barrels of brandy
@JesseDoctor I needed this today
might let myself enjoy something for a few minutes maybe
Personally I have the exact opposite of a good feeling about this year, but I like all the positive energy I'm seeing very neat
Why even have bones? Jellyfish don't have bones and they seem fine. Sharks don't have a single bone, and they're doing pretty well. Great, even
In a really great place at the moment, found out that Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard crisps have been discontinued so I'm on ebay convincing myself that £8 is a good price for secondhand crisps, just really doing well emotionally
@JesseDoctor I mean I'm just assuming it'll go really really well
I told Ben that NFL outfits are not very flattering, and apparently this is to make it harder for them to grab each others crotches, so apparently my misunderstanding of sports runs deeper than I thought
@JesseDoctor Hag is the best aesthetic. She could live in a sea cave, cursing sailors! In the woods, luring selfish princes to their doom! In a tower, mad about people stealing her lettuce! She should embrace her sexy darkness and wreak a lil havoc
@markisawesome QAnon FB Wine Moms 🤝 DM me hun can't talk here
Accidentally logged into Facebook and found out that a guy I dated for multiple years is into QAnon now, so twitter is not the worst of the hellsites today, well done twitter
I want to feel relieved but this all still feels like a trap somehow
@MadelineNRagusa @JesseDoctor Agreed. I won't listen to a single audio book till there's one Jesse reads.
listen, I may not be great at a lot of things but there is one thing I do well and I'm still pretty mediocre at it, frankly
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