Emergency Questions @EmergencyQ
Emergency Questions - to help you get a conversation started in any situation. Buy the book here https://t.co/pKa29cmGTO London, England Joined June 2017-
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Muppet Christmas Carol - you can keep one muppet but all other characters replaced by humans (unless human already) - which muppet stays?
If you had to put an ice lolly in your vagina, if you had to, which ice lolly would you insert?
@wabsnazsm That’s an excellent one
What was the weirdest reason that you ever skived off school? I didn’t want to do a Home economics lesson where we learned to make tea and coffee. For some reason I was terrified of having to drink grown up drinks until I was embarrassingly old (28 years old)
@TwonRue You’ll be able to pick it up from me at a gig or if you email chris I am sure he’ll sell you one
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What’s the best thing you’ve ever lost and then found again? Faith in the Lord Jesus for me
@Herring1967 my sister bought me your latest emergency questions book for Christmas but lost it, she has since found it and it's brilliant
There is one. It’s currently not available as we had to take it off sale when the new book came out, but it will be back.
@Herring1967 you should make an emergency questions app for when I need a random question but don't have my book with me! @gofasterchris @EmergencyQ
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@Sudden_Jimmy Hi Jimmy. Congrats. You won the competition. Can you please email [email protected] and put Emergency Questions Competition in your subject line and let them know your address so we can send you your book. Well done! Rich Herring
@DolorumIpsum @Herring1967 It is too late. The book is out. But I decided to go with just one answer anyway. Thanks though
@mostbutnotall Both. Ideally to make a huge wall around the edge of the field eventually though, but only by accident. Not craft
I am attempting to use dog walks to clear every single stone from the very stony/huge field that I walk round - what’s the most impossible/pointless task you’ve taken on? This isn’t 1 of the 1001 conversation starters in my new book.Out Oct 4. Preorder amazon.co.uk/Emergency-Ques…
Good question. But not as good as the 1001 questions in the new Emergency Questions book which is out on October 4th - pre order here for free gift gofasterstripe.com/cgi-bin/websit…
@EmergencyQ If you had to have a character from Super Mario Bros for a penis, which one would it be?
Have you ever been surprised by your own urine? This is a question that didn’t make it into the top 1001 Emergency Questions (800 never before published in book form) out on October 4th. Preorder here - amazon.co.uk/gp/product/075…
What’s the nearest you’ve ever been to Paul McCartney whilst pleasuring yourself? Did it set him off too? These are two of many questions that did not make the grade for my new book, Emergency Questions. Out Oct 4th. Preorder here waterstones.com/book/emergency…
Today’s emergency question(s) supplied by Phoebe Herring age 3. Why do we have to sleep? Why do we sleep at night? These questions are NOT included in the new Emergency Questions book - but there are 1001 other ones in there. Out Oct 4th. Preorder here amazon.co.uk/gp/product/075…
Would you prefer to have a cat made out of screaming mouths or be unable to remember the number seven existed? This is one of the infinite questions not in the new Emergency Questions book - out on Oct 4th. pre order here (and get a free gift) gofasterstripe.com/cgi-bin/websit…
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