Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

https://t.co/mFtmDG8bHW Performance art for a dying world You bring a real 'I am on xanax and everyone needs to know' vibe to the party - Elle Nash emilottoman.substack.com STL, Misery Joined February 2017

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

6 months ago

@AnaKrivolapova @ColinMGee Oh, that's a good one. (Says the former inmate.)

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

6 months ago

@dt_robbins Me too because the novel is fucking hilarious.

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

6 months ago

Anyone who gives a flying FUCK about me or my family, in an abstract way, in a "this is a fellow traveler and author" way. In a "shut this asshole up way." Put ya money where ya mouth is. I support indie lit. Now how you livin? Love to John Trefry. forms.gle/TrDBc1NWBz9sGZ…

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

6 months ago

Television Sky & @CraigClevenger are at it again. Third Cohort is going over 8 seats. Currently at ten. Will cap soon. Spots are going faster than expected. Sign up at the form link. forms.gle/SkqUqA9Z78RDrf…

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

6 months ago

HAH, I'm a freelance editor and I'm here to tell you, fuck naw.

Hugh Blanton @HughBlanton5

7 months ago

Really hope there's a bunch of lit mag editors whose new year's resolution is to reply to submissions.

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

6 months ago

@JaceyCockrobin @Carsondaoboys Yeah, it would be on a fucking Subaru (Admission: I drive a Subaru)

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

6 months ago

I got like, 76 days until my family is probably homeless because landlords be like that. Inquire inside!

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

6 months ago

@incastellated After that, #2 is a hungry coconut crab.

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

6 months ago

@incastellated #1 on my top ten is definitely my cat... Yeah. Kizzy Cheese is capable of metacognition... You can just tell.

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

6 months ago

@joshuahebburn I'm in your phone!!!

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𝕴𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 @incastellated

7 months ago

I don't know how many books I read this year. Not many. I don't care.

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

7 months ago

Craft Pathology Report: Words & Knives Glue word are paradoxic. I wil not elaborate. open.substack.com/pub/emilottoma…

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𝕴𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 @incastellated

7 months ago

Help out your buddy @EmilOttoman in the face of a vindictive landlord (what other kind is there?) and get some kvlt literary artifacts out of it! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

7 months ago

@incastellated OK, buying this now I guess.

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

11 months ago

@ElsbyCharlene Fuck it, I'll send in something horrible to get rejected that I think you read (skimmed) and this picture is going on all your future workshop marketing.

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

11 months ago

@ElsbyCharlene I WAS SORTA BUSY BUT YOU ALSO KNOW THAT.

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Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman

11 months ago

@dt_robbins The masculine urge to be a manlet so you can fit in a regular bathtub to take a bubble bath.

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chloe @sardine_enjoyer

11 months ago

it's financial ruin friday. run up your credit card. get the 8-ball. order an espresso machine. drink the $150 bottle of wine. 3 dozen oysters. fuck it, maybe some hookers.