Emily Flake @EmilyFlake
St. Nell's Humor Writing Residency: https://t.co/hy5PTtl7Qr emilyflake.com Brooklyn Joined September 2011-
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@Rrose_Selavy_11 @CaballeroAnaMa @KateJBaer @OlgaRavn @lilyillo @LindaDouniaR @verse_works Ok I am in INSANELY good company here, this is an honor!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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@AllOfItWNYC @emilymstochl Would also like to shout out my friend’s vintage place, the Lowry Estate - she ships everywhere! instagram.com/thelowryestate…
@AllOfItWNYC @emilymstochl In love with this 70s-era cardigan from Retro Rack in Williamsport PA, the color is lovely and the zip pull is so satisfying! instagram.com/retrorackcloth…
If you'd like a bit (or a lot!) of your #GivingTuesday to go towards supporting women + nb folks in comedy, St. Nell's is raising money to secure a second location. Read our appeal letter at stnells.com 💝
.@Jayaratnahhh and I self soothed the morning after by doing a little short satire. newyorker.com/humor/shouts-m…
I have this piece in today’s FLAMING HYDRA and BELIEVE ME this pub is so worth the sub, for reasons far beyond this: flaminghydra.com/issue-175/#pie…
@boneysoups I made this dead-easy dal tonight and it was excellent: cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/102522…
Scene: I’m telling my daughter about what kids were like in 1989, when I was her age (12) Tug, aghast: “did kids have no concept of remorse for their actions? Had they never heard of a consequence?” 💀💀💀
@joshgondelman This is one of my very favorite soapboxes and none of my friends and family ever tire of hearing me talk about it!
Luke 12:15 “And he said unto them, Take heed, and beware of covetousness: for a man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth.”
Reminds me of the “Preach”episode (written by @EmilyFlake) of the little 8-episode satirical sci-fi series @CommandZseries that we (Steven Soderbergh et al) put out last year. And which you can now watch for free. commandzseries.com/episodes/v/7
@constans @SwannMarcus89 The hell you say (backs into a hedge, Homer-style)
The Substance is essentially a live-action version of Meet the Feebles, do with that information what you wish.
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"We workshopped many ideas by which we might bring about your downfall, Mr. Mayor... But in the end, it was so simple—all we had to do was nudge a few circumstances into place and then watch while you fumbled the bag in your own apocalyptically dumb way." mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-let…
Guess the rats run this city after all: mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-let…
Yeesh, @Walmart, if you’re gonna use old punk graphics maybe get a consult with at least one old punk so you don’t do this
If I’m gonna have to hear about 90’s band problems I would like my 90’s body back pls
Nobody: God: what if I locked bits of myself into billions of disappointing disintegrating skin suits most of whom hate each other's guts
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