SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

2 years ago

My little tribute for SpongeBob’s 25th anniversary. Featuring quotes from Stephen Hillenburg, Paul Tibbitt, Vincent Waller & Tom Kenny. #SpongeBob25

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

I was just wondering, is it the homework pencil on the left side of the paper next to the quiz pencil, or over on the right side all by itself? Or- I think it goes stuck inside your-

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

My…ahem, partner and I decided to check out my next suspect, the owner of a local greasy spoon. I figured a little Good Cop, Bad Cop would get his jaw flapping, so I- Oh! Can I be the bad cop? Please please can I please? Yes, if you get out of my hard-boiled narration! Sorry.

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

Just do what you naturally do. Be natural, starting... now. Pat: Uh, natural greeting to you, friend. Sponge: Natural greeting returned. Would you like to have some natural fun? Pat: Oh, yes please. Sponge: Naturally.

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

Hi, guys! Say hello to my new pal Rex! Not only is he loyal, but he knows tricks, too! Watch and learn. Sit, Rex, sit! Roll over, Rex, roll over! Now stay, Rex, stay! Good boy, Rex! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

See, the key is to say something different to what I say. Oh, okay. I've got it. Potato. Potahto. Tomato. Tomahto.

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

[Everyone remembers this classic SpongeBob character, right?]

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

Excuse me. Does this lovely couple belong to you? They've been standing outside my house saying "Where's Patrick?" all day! It's driving me nuts!

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

Mr Krabs, we just passed the turn off. Uh huh. My house is back that way, Mr K. Far out, little man. Far out.

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

*sobbing* I'm going to miss you, buddy! Me too, Patrick! Me too! 🎵 Sun Fun Island, get some fun! Sun Fun Island, here we come! 🎵

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

Hey, you guys must be lost. Doofus Drive is around the corner! We're not lost, I've got my compass. So long, dorks! Goodbye, pals!

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

They don't let just anybody be a fry cook. We're an elite corp! Oh come on, you're just flippin' patties. Hey, flipping is not as easy as it sounds! …Tssss.

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

SpongeBob: How many slices of barnacle loaf do you want? Sandy: One. Just one. One for you! Hmm? *gets horny* And one for me!

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

Aw, what am I worried about? I got plenty of friends. I can name three right off the bat. Uh…The gang's all here.

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SpongeBob Quote of the Day @EmpBB

4 years ago

My Great Great Grandpappy Krabs invented the greatest thing since loose change, the Spendthrift Billfold System! Allow me to demonstrate. Hey SpongeBob, how about a raise? Gee, thanks Mr Krabs! Ah ah ah, watch. *CHOMP* See? Doesn't that hurt? Every time!