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So, it’s going to be the softly, softly, approach from now on, is it? Following a BBC documentary, ‘One doesn’t need to swear to get their point across. Read More Here - endexcomic.com/blogs/sweary-a…

TROUSER TWISTS NUMBER - ONE ON MY LIST OF TOP TEN STOLEN ITEMS IN THE BARRACK ROOM. If you couldn’t get hold of trouser twists, your trouser legs were tucked up using either elastic bands, lengths of thick elastic, the rubber waterproof seals from mortar bomb containers or Hoover belts if you wanted to cut off your blood supply! I bought my first pair of twisters in the NAAFI in Lichfield in 1975. They were called "Hook on boot bands" and pretty much identical to current twisters. That said, elastic bands were the most common thing for tucking in your lightweights with. They were number 2 in my top 10 most stolen items… or should I say acquired items. My list of top ten stolen items in the barrack room, acquiring these items was common and sort of accepted. But theft of money, jewellery and personal items was a big issue and usually led to that person being labelled a thief, and it usually ended their career. Trouser twists or lacky bands KFS Knife Fork and Spoon Wank mag Grot mag. Kiwi Polish Aftershave Smellies Starch PT vest from the drying room Cap Badge Collar dogs. Bed springs More in BULLIES AND BULLSHIT 2 Warning! If easily offended, I really do advise you not to read this book. clivewardauthor.com Available on amazon kindle or paperback amazon.co.uk/Bullies-Bullsh…

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I MARRIED MY MASCOT Ex army Lance Corporal, mascot orderly marries his retired regimental mascot. Find out More Here - endexcomic.com/blogs/i-marrie…

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BRING BACK THE JOHNY SEVEN They rave on about bringing back the SLR, what about the good old Johny seven, no enemy had a chance when armed with this ultimate killing weapon! People of a certain age will remember the Johnny seven, the 60’s toy everyone wanted. I asked my mum for one of these for Christmas. My mum said it was not an appropriate toy for a lad of your age. So, I signed up to join the Army as soon as I was 15. To be honest none of the kids had one where we lived. We’d stare through the window at the local toy shop for ages. We had to make do with our pretend sten guns, two bits of wood nailed together either playing out in the street or in our gardens and bedrooms shooting up our 8th Army toy soldiers. Nope all I got Christmas morning was an empty box, my mum told me it was a special edition Action Man Deserter...... We were that poor me and my sister had to share one roller skate each. All I could do was dream. I Begged and begged three years in a row for a Johnny Seven. Thinking back, I think that’s when my PTSD started. Then on Christmas day 1966 enter stepdad number 3 of 7 I got one. My best toy ever. I had one , my stepdad soon regretted it as I would ambush him every chance I got, from the stairs as he entered the house from my bedroom window when he was in the garden ‘you’re not my dad you tosser’ And all my mother did was just sit there laughing her tits off ‘I fuckin’ told you not to buy it him he’s mental’ Everything changed though three days after Christmas when I accidently shot mum in the face. Those white little plastic projectiles round hurt. ‘Right, that’s its fuckin going’ said mum followed by a slap round the lughole. I was gutted when it was taken away, It was back to my shitty pretend sten and the 8th army soldiers. I suppose it was the same years later when they took away the SLR and replaced it with the shitty SA80. Yes, the J7 was by far the best toy around in its day, if you were lucky or rich enough to have one you were king of the streets. They cost around £4 back in the 60s’, which was more than a week’s wages for some. They would never be allowed to sell something like this nowadays, too many snowflakes, or, if you pointed the J7 out of your bedroom window you’d be blasted by your local Police armed response unit. URBAN MYTH I have inside information that the last Johnny Seven, along with the Heckler & Koch MP5 machine guns, were used for real on the Iranian embassy siege. Bring back the JOHNNY SEVEN Please share. More in BULLIES AND BULLSHIT 2 by Clive Ward clivewardauthor.com Available on amazon amazon.co.uk/Bullies-Bullsh…