We Have No Way Of Knowing Where The Heart Is @EnigmaticEvil
(It's ya boy, Bryce) bad jokes, clown energy, hot political takes, and caps-lock rants. In Lesbians with MY WIIIIFE @StayPuft_117. He/Him #BROWNS mobile.twitter.com/search?q=from%… The DEEP North ('Berta, CAN) Joined May 2009-
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@TGBED8v8 @Psychogrotesque @ghettoglass Good morning gents. Back to work today after a week off 😭
When nobody knows how many outs there are You have to play Angine de Poitrine That’s the rule
Thats the good stuff
I am The Miz! The Mike will NOT become a thing!!!!
#Raiders HC Klint Kubiak said Kirk Cousins and Maxx Crosby violated team rules by fighting yesterday so they were held out of practice today. Kubiak said both players will participate on Monday. “We have very clear expectations on how we want to practice and how we want to go about our business, and we violated that yesterday.”
jokes on you faygo isn’t just for juggalos, it’s now the only affordable soda in the United States
Kevin Gausman on the differences between Chicago and Toronto "It's the first time my wife's been here and, after the first day, she said, 'It's so different than Toronto.' I was like, yeah, the focus is baseball. It's real grass. It's outside." (Via @Daniele_Media)
“Boss, I won’t be in today.” “Are you sick?” “I’m having Tommy John surgery.” “You’re an accountant.” “I don’t want to talk about it.”
The year is 2026 and we just got the best Arn Anderson quote of all time.
Jameson Taillon on what his role might be: “I was DFA’d.. I don't really have a ton of ground to stand on, to be completely honest.”
it is better to have larped and lost than to have never larped at all
I love a no, yeah, no. 😂
An American said "yeah, no" to me and I did not know if that was a yes. It is a no. "No, yeah" is a yes. "Yeah, no, for sure" is a yes. "No, yeah, no" is a no. I wrote these down and showed them to him. He read the list. He said nothing for a while. Then he said, "That's
YELLING IN TO THE VOID DEMANDING A WONDER WOMAN ANIMATED SERIES
@Remnant_Tales Even I have to admit. Jimmy Tatro as Grodd is… an unusual Choice. A Series starring Jimmy Olsen, Gunn is focusing way too much on Other specific random. characters. And we STILL haven’t got the New Wonder Woman Yet?!?
I was added to a group chat. Nobody asked. My phone made a sound and I was in a room with nine Americans and a name at the top that said "THE BOYS 🏈🔥." I did not know four of them. Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CONSCRIPTED INTO A COUNCIL WHOSE PURPOSE AND MEMBERSHIP HAVE NOT BEEN DISCLOSED TO ME. The first message I received was a photograph of a lawnmower with no caption. Eleven replies. Nobody asked what the lawnmower was. Everyone understood immediately. One man replied "LMAOOO" with four O's, and another replied "no way he did it again." He did it again. Somebody had done something again. With a lawnmower. Previously. I have never learned what happened. There is no way to ask. To ask would reveal that I am new, and I have been in this chat for fourteen months. Then I learned the rules. You do not say hello. There is no greeting. You simply begin, mid-thought, as though continuing a conversation that has been running since 2019, because it has. You do not answer questions directed at the group. Someone else will. If nobody does, the question dies, and nobody mourns it, and the man who asked it will bring it up again in six weeks with no reference to the first attempt. You do not leave. Leaving generates a system message. The system message is visible to all. There is no discreet exit. The only way out is death, and even then someone will post in it. Inside I said: THERE IS NO GATE OUT. THE WALLS FACE INWARD. I said nothing for four months. Then one night at 11 PM, a man posted "anybody up." Two words. No question mark. Three people replied within a minute. Then a fourth. Then they talked for two hours about nothing. I understood then what the chat is for. It is not for information. It has never carried information. It is a light left on in a window so that a man who cannot sleep can see that the house is still there. Last month my father was ill. I did not say so. I would not say so. At 1 AM I typed "anybody up." Four replies in ninety seconds. Nobody asked why. Nobody asked if I was alright. They simply began talking about a football game from 2011 and an argument they have been having about it for a decade. They talked until 3 AM. Then one of them wrote, "night, brother." Just that. To me. Singular. He knew. They all knew. Nobody said a word about it and nobody ever will and I have never in my life been held so carefully by people who refused to admit they were doing it.
We have traded Cliff Floyd to the Boston Red Sox. In exchange, Boston sends us pitchers Seung Song and Sun-Woo Kim, along with a time machine.
@TGBED8v8 @Psychogrotesque @ghettoglass Gday gents
"YOU'RE NOT ON MY LEVEL, PAL" 😳 @RealLAKnight
Max Scherzer reiterated that if the #BlueJays do sell, it's on them as players, but added: "If they don’t sell, great. We’re getting 40,000 fans a night. We want to go out there and play. We’re only a few games out of the Wild Card and anything can happen. We're a good team."
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