Evil Humour @EvilHumour
Only survivor of a plane crash? BUFFET TIME. #evilhumor #Followback Joined November 2011-
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Nothing is harder than burying your own children. They keep trying to climb out of the hole. #evilhumor
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How objectophilia differs from normal attraction; in objectophilia you are attracted to objects, instead of wome...wait. Nevermind.
So what if you're too young to die? I'm too young to drink....but I do it anyways!
See a person get exploded into pieces; "Check out that piece of ass!"
Some people need to go around with plastic bags over their heads. Yes, PLASTIC. Paper lets air through. #evilhumor
What do you mean the little umbrellas in drinks aren't for stabbing people in the eye?
I see dead people... gotta start hiding them better.
To-do: Find a fat woman and ask when she's due. Bonus points if the person isn't fat. Bonus bonus points if its not a woman.
It's perfectly fine for fat people to watch their own figure...just as long as the rest of us don't have to.
If a fetus is already a human, and an aborted fetus has no chance of sinning, heaven must be one fucked up place.
Abortion rates rising? Less competition!
Everyone, at some point, dearly needs to be insulted. Some with words, some with hands, some with a carving knife to the gut...
A gentleman never insults accidentally; that's why I always bring my sniper rifle.
They must've run out of brains by the time you got there; so they gave you a nice wood carving!
He didn't know the word 'fear'; but I've never found any other dead person to know it, either.
Some people need lobotomy to prove they have a brain. I'm always happy to oblige!
I thought I had problems, but then I saw your face. Maybe if you cut it off people will be able to justify the sympathy cards!
'Be yourself' can only be applied to awesome people. Others couldn't possible follow worse advice.
Most people sound better with their mouth closed. In your case, I needed duct-tape. #evilhumor
If I had a dollar for every smart thing I you said, I'd be in DEBT. #evilhumor
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