FakeFasterSkier @FakeFasterSkier
Providing semi-coherent, halfway interesting, somewhat reprinted from other sources, cross-country ski news. FasterSkier.com Your XC ski trail. Reporting. Joined January 2009-
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At what point will SkiPost stop arriving? Maybe Gearbox hasn't actually told Easter that the team no longer exists. Justin, you can stop now
Maurilio De Zolt-"I trained hard & drank a lot. Hard to say how much [wine], it'll get me in trouble." Gold medalist. You aren't that fun.
Juha Mieto- Used one arm to physically push a bonking Bill Koch to the top of a hill during 1980 LP 50K. Gold medalist. You aren't that nice
Biathlete Magnar Solberg-Shot prone durning the summer by lying down & shooting...on top of an anthill. Gold medalist. You're not that tough
Upcoming. Top 3 lessons from skiers who were better sportsmen, faster racers, tougher competitors, & more fun to hang out with than you.
Your weekly moment of zen: http://bit.ly/gjHFX
Results of overusing FastWax Bronzer - http://archive.salon.com/sex/feature/2002/05/03/george/story.jpg
Always surprised there aren't MORE Scandinavian NHL players given that all the candy here tastes exactly like hockey pucks.
Recreate Mt.Marathon at home: Mix equal parts snow, ouchy rocks, freezing H20, & hypoxia. Then take a 3mm rill to your scrotal area. Presto!
I support micro-chips. They help me attract Finnish Fembots for pre-race nookie sessions behind the wax trailers. Such cold embraces though.
http://twitpic.com/94kap - Inside the mind of an Olympian: Torin- "[sigh] I can't believe I'm missing the start of my weekly Civil War r ...
That's a good idea Vince. I'll definitely buy a SlapChop. Great for onions and rectifying Koos' insistence on having a terrible haircut too.
5.) It's just one of those rights of passage into adulthood. Congrats. You had your first trip to the Taco Stand.
4.) That unexplained bit of rash down there? Not from when you fell when you tried to jump the cattle guard. Do some research on Aciclovir.
3.) Say "Ski Skett" 10 times fast. Sounds just like bedsprings.
2.) Inspired by Neil: "Somewhere near a desert hiiighway, your girlfriend misses her sports braaa...her long tan fingers surround my pole.."
1.) Chances of seeing a blond girl from Sun Valley awkwardly playing tonsil hockey w/ a brown haired boy from somewhere in New England? 100%
Upcoming: Top 5 Real True Stories of Summer Training Camp - Panting, Pounding, & Pavement Edition
Excited that playing Wii will now result in Potato-Vision induced seizures and MWSC PTSD flashbacks.
Spent 3 wks trying to rig the voting for the JohnnyKlister J5. Nothing to show for it but hanging and dimpled ChadGieses.
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Velo/ski @ski_velo
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4 Followers 132 Following hi. my name is radouane I live in Morocco exactly in the high atlas mountains I am a student and I like to work in my free time as a mountains guide i like ski
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2 Followers 41 Following 田舎から世界へ!そして雪無し県がどこまで勝負出来るか!をモットーに広島県から世界を目指します。競技はスキー。種目はクロスカントリー。 I'm coach. The competition is skiing. The cross country skiing. #Geihoku #田舎から世界へ
Flyer Nordic Ski Club @Flyerski
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Joseph Tysoe @josephtysoe
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Paul Moore @PaulMooreCBC
1K Followers 898 Following CBC Edmonton's executive producer of programming and engagement. Also, cross-country ski wax technician. Story ideas and fast wax ideas always welcome.
Katelyn Rose @AKatelynrose
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Graham Earl Charlton @Gcgoswim
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Ole Reistad @ReistadOle
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Coach John @skicoachjohn
207 Followers 2K Following The author of the book "Teaching Beginners to Ski" based on USSA basic techniques offering a simple approach for beginners age 2 to 72 to be safe and have fun.
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Ski de fond Québec @skidefondquebec
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Olympics Anchorage @OlympicsANC
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Ski resorts @SkieGuide
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Drew Scott @drewscott_
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Andrew Johnson @TheARJ
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Stephen Donahue @norwichboy99
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Matt Delaney @delanemp
149 Followers 438 Following Tax Technology Management Consultant, Cyclist, Runner, Triathlete, Skier, Coffee and Beer Enthusiast, Amateur Winemaker. Clarkson University BS & MBA
Danny Dehlin @dannydehlin
275 Followers 28 Following Ironman, MTBer, Runner, Skier, husband and daddy to identical twin boys. Sales Manager @carhartt but tweets are my own.
Rich Jortberg @rjortberg
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Holiday Inn Rutland @HIRUTKILL
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Nordic fans @whistlerxcski
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Abi Holt @abiholtUT
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Patrick Stinson, Psy.... @patrickkiddak
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Kelly O'Day @SilentSportsEd
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OSI @OutdoorSI
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SNOman @Sno_man
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Ski France @SkiFrance
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SN Home Snowmaking @snsnowmaking
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Brian Kurtz @BrianKurtz
10K Followers 157 Following Pure Michigan Photographer, Marine, and U-of-M alum. Somehow ended up being Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year (look it up).
MN's Iron Range @IronRangeMN
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John Filander @FlyingFilander
121 Followers 148 Following Giants Ridge is my home away from home! I'm a cross-country ski fanatic and winter sports director at Giants Ridge in NE MN's Iron Range. Enjoy biking, hiking.
















