Tex Hooper @FakeTexHooper

I'm baddest, beefiest mascot in all of MLS. Repping FCD and #DTID. Proud alumnus from the University of Go Fuck Yourself! Joined April 2012

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samantha @babymyapologies

2 years ago

great mom text about her book club.

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Tex Hooper @FakeTexHooper

2 years ago

@MnNiceFC Though he absolutely has a deep cut from an out-of-favor U2 era. As much as I’d love it to be 11:00 Tick Tock or Electrical Storm, the obvious choice is IGWSHA. youtu.be/69crfM00irk?si…

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Tex Hooper @FakeTexHooper

2 years ago

@RayRachelTV Told you not to bet on the Quakes

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Tex Hooper @FakeTexHooper

2 years ago

@HORSE_GOD @FCDallas You’re pretty cute yourself

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Tex Hooper @FakeTexHooper

2 years ago

@tweetgrubes I’m in my fifties and my eye-twitch is impeccable. Nonstop.

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@stevanzetti Glad this hit your radar. The guy posting the video was involved in the Nashville GDL demonstrations (in the hat and sunglasses) and appears to have been accompanied by Barry Young of Plano, a known and identified GDL member you’re previously reported on.

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Tex Hooper @FakeTexHooper

2 years ago

@Bastian_14_88 @luisdollar09 HoW dOeS ThAt MaKe HiM a NaZi?

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2 years ago

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5 years ago

Central Track @Central_Track

5 years ago

Quote RT this with a pic of your favorite Dallas building. #dallasaf

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Tex Hooper @FakeTexHooper

7 years ago

Orange team boo. Makes sense, got it. #FIFAWFC2019

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Tex Hooper @FakeTexHooper

8 years ago

@HOates In 1998, Oscar Pareja fled Colombia with $14.6 million in jewels stolen from a drug lord. The stones are buried behind a piece of black volcanic rock in a hayfield in Maine. The substitutions are a secret message to the precise location. Crack the code and the treasure is yours.