Ray Romano Quotes @FanNotRayRomano
Parody. Not Actual Quotes from Ray Romano (as far as I know). Joined November 2025-
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"my phone needs to Charge? What is it, a 18th century Calvary unit?"
"i get kicked In the Nuts for the plot"
"my bathroom is Too hot, that's Why I'm crapping In your Freezer"
"stop Looking at my fine Butt"
"I'm chopping at The bit for some new Horses"
"melted Ice cream fuels me and My gains"
"I like you more than The space between my Balls and My ass"
"got Some real nouns in the Works"
"woah, that Fat Chick is blocking Traffic"
"french Fried my Balls, ronald Macdonald."
"you fell For my trap. there is No escape."
"Forget About it, you're Done"
"the rapist Has become the Rapie"
"I'm on board With the Crime"
"I Only Pretend to be Gay to Pick up chicks"
"300 feet Under the ocean, we're all The same color."
"the Ants are in my Brain again!"
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