Father Ted Crilly @FatherTedCrilly
Father Ted: Old women are closer to God than we'll ever be. They get to that age and they don't need the operator anymore. They've got the direct line. Craggy Island parocial house Joined January 2009-
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Dougal, you can't sit around here watching television all day - chewing gum for the eyes!
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@BrettInnes someone has had a sense of humour bypass tut tut!
Dougal, how did you get into the church in the first place? Was it, like, 'collect 12 crisp packets and become a priest?'
Anyone fancy a picnic? I know a great little spot!
@FrDougalMaguire YES he feckin did dougal, did i not tell you to get rid of them!
@BishopBrennan no no your grace not at all, he said ben which is his nickname for me sometimes!
Oh no!!! I'm just after falling down the stairs!
@Mrs_Doyle I'm really fine Mrs Doyle, please!
@msfussypants well he seems to use whatever's easiest to get his hands on, or makes the most mess. he's glittering as we speak.
@msfussypants He scalded his tongue on a poptart last night, i've told him a thousand times to stick to corn flakes! he's an eejit.....
@BishopBrennan Yes your worship, it was a crossed line when you phoned before!
@Riverman86 Down with that kind of thing!
@Mrs_Doyle No i'm ok at the moment MrsDoyle, the three cups you made me earlier have filled me up for now so.
Ah come on Father, you're not dead again are you?
@caz_smash I was only keeping it safe you know!
That money was just resting in my account!!!
@FrJackHackett - You alright there Father?!
@eireanngobrach - God almighty I thought for a moment there Jack had found another stash...
Bishop Brennan due soon - which involves hiding Jack, and trying to prevent Dougal from saying...well...anything really.
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