Faustus @Faustbot
30ish || content may be 18+, minors DNI || ex main character, currently retired || he, sometimes him || I got the DIDs Rock Bottom Joined March 2009-
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the first time i ever used a smartphone i thought "oh so an app is just a shittier version of a website, oh well maybe they'll get better one day" and what's really cool is that none of them did, at all
My skin is clear and my dick is hard and I’ve faced my demons and graduated my therapy. It’s rewarding to know that working on myself has separated me so wholly from the people who used to define me.
I’m enjoying catching up on the twitters for all the peeps from my college social circles. It’s nice to see that they’re still active and happy. It’s also very satisfying to see that everyone who’s ever fucked me over is still completely tepid and lame. Mwah. Perfection.
I feel like I will be using this account to bitch a lot That’s kind of my whole purpose, haaa
For real though it feels great to be back Never mind being the main character of my life, I haven’t even been an NPC for a while
Looks like we can’t delete all of the 7k tweets from a decade ago, but… oh well lmao Faustus is back, baybeeee
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