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If you are a treasured friend or mutual on here, and I haven’t liked one of your posts in a while, it’s honestly because I don’t see your stuff as much anymore since the algorithm mainly just serves me slop. So either start posting slop or embrace my perceived cold distancing
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“It was his personal money” no. Not in this version I have constructed
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