IDPolSJW @FemWho

I trust that there's nothing that can truly be trusted. Maricopa County AZ Joined December 2009

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

If you love long winded idiots as much as I do then you'll love the s*m ha*ris subreddit.

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

Does my period think I'm really gonna miss it, so it's making sure I get to spend lots of time with it before it goes? Just go. Please, I've had enough.

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Y'know, they tell you that menopause brings "irregular periods" which any normal person would assume means 'odd frequency', right? As a normal person, I didn't assume it meant that instead of the usual 3-4 day period I was going to get a 9 day period. Like wtf.

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

@thesyc66 gasoline and a match

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

@NiceMangos I've been tempted to take pictures and upload them but I'm afraid he'll either see me using the camera or he'll see them online and know it's me

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

@NiceMangos My next door neighbour is one of these types but not so much stickers on his car as homemade banners hanging off of his porch. It's a little nerve wracking to say the least.

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

I drove past a house with a giant "Vans" flag flying in the backyard the other day and it made me feel 1996 #flagday2021

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

a real patriot!

IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

HAPPY FLAG DAY EVERYONE! I lost my virginity on flag day, that's how I know today is flag day!

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

HAPPY FLAG DAY EVERYONE! I lost my virginity on flag day, that's how I know today is flag day!

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

I been waiting all year for this! The baby quail have arrived!

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

@SugarYitz @_gedaliah @moschinodorito Gosh I sure hope the CIA doesn't find out that it can undermine and invalidate things just by endorsing the thing wow what a tool that would be

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

@dr_re_arranged @NiceMangos and anyone who wouldn't support such a thing is 1984wellian in their bizarro universe

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

Bunny is glad I finally cleaned the birdbath

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

For literally like 8 years I thought I had a chronic roof rat problem because I would find these eaten oranges but then today I see this bird eating an orange, he ate the whole damn thing

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

@StayFHomekins Ok I counted 6 "situations" in like a 10 min span hope that person drinking at them is OK!

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

So anyway I recommend working "guess where I put it?" into your appropriate interactions, it's great fun.

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

I said "of course I put it in the trash but wow didn't that sound ominous?" he agreed that it did.

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IDPolSJW @FemWho

5 years ago

I had bad cramps the other day, and said to the Mr maybe it was my tampon making trouble. Later I mentioned to him that I was feeling better and had taken my tampon out. Then I said "Guess where I put it" and we laughed and laughed.

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A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat

5 years ago

Republicans believe in "cancel culture." What they object to is "criticism culture." They don't want scrutiny. They want silence. They don't want dialogue. They want obedience. They don't want democracy. They want authority. They'll use every tool available to them to get it.