Fern Plant @FernColw
Sweary mum. Cawston, England Joined May 2009-
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@robbeckettcomic Smashed it on Strictly - career highlight, that 👌
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@ShelleeBeeBee So do we get a photo of the cat picture or?
Apple need to sort out FaceID so it can recognise yawning face.
Pretty much 😂
Once you accept you’re going to have a cough until your kids move away to college, the second half of your life begins.
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Being honest about your motherhood journey is the greatest gift you could give to another mom.
Making plans with friends in 2021 be like: Person 1: ‘I’ve got a cold, it’s not covid, but can we reschedule?’ Person 2: ‘Sure. Next Sunday?’ Person 2: ‘I’ve got a cold, it’s not covid, but can we reschedule?’ Person 1: ‘Sure. Next Friday?’ And repeat, forever.
@NeopetsMeta Thanks so much! I was going to leave Neo forever, but seeing this insightful post has convinced me to stay 😃 Ah. Not really. Your NFT project stinks.
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hi guys. so @realDonaldTrump is in the white house constantly searching twitter atmo and for a laugh i’d love to manipulate the algorithm so he sees this pic of mick hucknall pls retweet #biden #trump #USElectionResults2020 #VoteForTrump #trumpMeltdown #trump2020
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I was bored.
@disneyplus excuse me, sorry to trouble you but erm WE REALLY NEED YOU TO RELEASE THE SERVICE A WEEK EARLY PLEASE 😫
@sainsburys Went shopping at one of your stores and there was no loo roll 😱
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Not to be alarmist but if Kevin Bacon tests positive we’re all fucked. #COVD19
Forgot my password. Remembered it. Back on Twitter again, just in time for CV-19 shite. Here’s my fridge.
The mum next to me in her giant brand new Range Rover is probably sharing my sentiments, for different reasons.
I am so grateful for giant parent and child parking spaces because I cannot park for shit. #motherhood
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