Samadhi Metta Fire @FireMetta
I will punch the hamburger out of your mouth. Bipolar Joined December 2020-
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I'm so super BAD That it's Grrrrrrrrr-ate #veganfightclub
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How do I mercy kill thee? Let me count down the ways Til I meditation cushion FRY Your brain
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I mean, sex is cool but have you ever jolted awake at 230am with your brain running a loop of 🎶 simply having a wonderful christmas time 🎶 (just that line), so you finally create a Twitter account as a coping mechanism?
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