Frozen Roger Goodell @FrozenRoger
I am trapped on a balcony above Sixth Avenue. I may be melting. on.wsj.com/1ddViC0 Joined January 2014-
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Here's my impression of the Denver Broncos.
Ladies and gentleman, I have lost my head. Literally. Sadly, I did not make it kickoff.
All day I've looked like one of the aliens from AI
New penalties: 15 yards for doing a sack dance when your team is losing.
Extra points are gone. Automatic replay on every play. Kickoffs are gone. No more punting either. In fact, no more kicking of any kind.
Before I turn into a puddle, here are some executive orders (might as well abuse my power since I'm a lame duck sculpture):
My fingers have fallen off, my nose is cracked, my innards are puddling and my head has dramatically shrunk. Besides for that, I feel great
I'm still standing. Thanks for asking.
Actually, I change my mind.....24-27
Since I may not survive to see the game, here's who I think will win. 24-17
I am deeply offended by this. live.wsj.com/video/nfl-roge… via @WSJ
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My close friend and longtime business associate, Real Roger Goodell, just said I will melt. This saddens me.
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