FrumOffice @FrumOffice
If "The Office" were a frum show Joined November 2020-
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Dwight, who joins a virtual daf yomi shiur most evenings, gets himself permanently muted for the entire Masechtas Chulin for overenthusiasm
Dwight enthusiastically shows off his shechita hasmoda
Because of Dwight's Google profile for his Dunder Mifflin Bais Din (DMBD), a group of computer nerds accidentally end up at the office looking for the Scranton Data Mining and Big Data meetup. Dwight doesn't want a bad Google review, so he tells Kevin to show them a good time
Dwight launches the Dunder Mifflin Bais Din. Pam tips off Jim that Dwight is printing a siruv against him. When Dwight tries to serve it, Jim tells Dwight it's prohibited to interact with someone under siruv, forcing to Dwight to make a bitul siruv so he could serve the siruv.
@MyNameIsAviJ @ImrayPhee @VaadHaBadchanim vee vill post ze memes!
Michael finally signs up for Instagram account. The next day:
Dwight launches the Dunder Mifflin Bais Din. Pam tips off Jim that Dwight is printing a siruv against him. When Dwight tries to serve it, Jim tells Dwight it's prohibited to interact with someone under siruv, forcing to Dwight to make a bitul siruv so he could serve the siruv.
"It is a statement of fact. This is more professional. It’s not like there's any actual concern to express over anything actually concerning"
I express my concern about the rise of antisemitic hatred in the world, as unfortunately we saw with the terrorist attack in Manchester a few days ago.
@thedovid A stumbling block.. who would buy that
Michael is asked to fill in for the rabbi this week to give the Dvar Torah for Parshat Tazria: "In this week's parsha, God cures leopards"
Who knew that Hamas had a party planning committee
To paraphrase the great Michae Scott: "You assassinated me when I specifically did not give my consent?"
As if genocide wasn’t enough, Israel is outdoing even itself. Assassination in Lebanon (w/o Lebanese consent), assassination of Ismail Haniyeh in Iran (w/o Iranian consent),& massive movement from ground 2 top of govt in upheaval 2 defend the Israeli right to rape. All just today
With all the global warming and these scorching hot days, it's good we will have someone in the White House who understands refrigeration.
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