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My ex cheated on me. I was devastated. Friend: You should send her something petty. Me: Like what? Friend: Flowers. But make it WEIRD. I found a florist in Nakameguro. Florist: What's the occasion? Me: Revenge. Florist: eyes light up, Tell me everything. I explained the situation. Florist: I have the PERFECT arrangement. He made a bouquet of: - Dead roses - Wilted lilies - A single cactus - Card that said: "Hope your new relationship goes as well as these flowers" Me: This is beautiful. Florist: I've been WAITING for a customer like you. Week later: He texted me. Florist: "Did she get them?" Me: "Yes. She's furious." Florist: "Excellent. Tell your friends." Month 2: I recommended him to a coworker going through a breakup. Coworker: He made me a bouquet of ONIONS. Me: Why onions? Coworker: "To make your ex cry as much as they made you cry." Coworker: It was GENIUS. Month 4: The florist had a WAITLIST. All revenge flowers. His shop window sign: "Flowers for Every Occasion - ESPECIALLY Bad Ones" Month 6: He went VIRAL on Japanese Twitter. A celebrity ordered revenge flowers for her ex. Posted a photo. The florist got 500 orders in a week. News article: "Tokyo Florist Specializes in 'Spite Bouquets'" Month 8: He opened a SECOND LOCATION. Hired staff specifically trained in "emotional damage floral design." Me: You've created an empire. Florist: I'm just helping people express their feelings. Me: With dead plants. Florist: With THERAPEUTIC dead plants. Month 10: Someone ordered revenge flowers for ME. Delivery guy: Package for you. Inside: Beautiful fresh flowers. Card: "For inspiring the pettiest business in Tokyo. Thank you. - The Florist" Me: crying Month 12: His shop expanded to "revenge gifts." - Chocolate that says "Sweet like the lies you told" - Teddy bears with VERY passive aggressive messages - Cakes that spell out "I'm over you (but also fuck you)" Revenue: ¥15 million/month. Present day: The florist is opening locations in Osaka and Kyoto. He offered me a partnership. Florist: 10% equity. You were the first revenge customer. Me: I just ordered flowers! Florist: You INSPIRED me. This is your legacy. I took the deal. I now own 10% of Japan's largest spite-based floral company. My ex sent me a message last week: "I can't believe you started this." Me: I didn't start it. I just ordered flowers. Her: You've created a MONSTER. Me: *looking at quarterly profits* A very profitable monster. Revenge is a dish best served with wilted roses apparently.
This was another new experience for me — and maybe the coolest festival bar I’ve seen. A full bar suspended above Electric Castle, with panoramic views of the Romanian countryside included.
These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while
SLANDER BLACKBEAR BRING ME THE HORIZON
“EDM doesn’t have meaningful lyrics” ok then what's this???
FISHER's daughter watching the livestream of her dad playing at EDC Las Vegas 🤩 @followthefishtv
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my friend @DillonFrancis and I made a song together and Shrek FaceTimed us and did a two step what is life
@SaidTheSky @iamdabinlee I’m pretty sure I was in GA last night when I saw DabtheSky but really I could just be high….🤷🤷
Little reminder that rave outfits are a form of expression for so many. It’s liberating being able to feel good in what you wear. Rave outfits are beautiful, but aren’t an invitation to touch. Keep your hands to yourself ❤️
Someone please help us find the savior of the Forbidden Grounds. Tag him. He said we are back in 30 minutes, while taking control of the mop and getting the grounds back in track. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@StephenDFerris Hi. I can definitely tell a lot of your pieces are paint but are some (this one) digitally created? Incredible work either way!
Hoping to catch his set at Dirty Bird on Sunday but if not I’m gonna need @imaginemusicfes to make sure he’s on the lineup before his well deserved break!
💜😊 TL;DR takin some time for myself to chill and live life
@subdocta Can’t wait to catch you at @myth_element!
Looks like I know where I’ll be on the 29! #LFG
First half of the summer schedule is out now! I’ve been off for a month and I’m fuckin ready 😈👀
Subtronics b2b John Summit at Indy 500 Snake Pit 🔥 @Subtronics @johnsummit 🎥: @G16Ally
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Lauren @4754dcd14U6O7
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ESTGHST @ESTGHSTmusic
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Lord Zero @LordZero666
137 Followers 797 Following 🜏Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?🜏 𐕣Bookings: [email protected]𐕣
Tony Brown @comedytonybrown
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Cinta Vaula @CintaVaula
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My_happiness_matters @peasantintheUSA
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DJ Temple-K 🔜Work @DjTempleK
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Donna @PoleAndPoker
79 Followers 372 Following Mom, Poker Dealer, and (used to be) Pole (instructor) Dancer. Love my Caps, Nats, and Skins! When is the next music fest?!
Viking Rise @vikingrise_en
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GDE @GlobalDanceGDE
41K Followers 2K Following Dance Local. Rave Global. (estd. 2010) EDM Events, Festival News, Lineup Leaks, New Music, Free Tickets & Much More. Love to Dance?! Hit That Follow!
Liquid Stranger @LiquidStranger
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Ubbi Dubbi Festival @UbbidubbiFest
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Dancefestopia @Dancefestopia
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Teems @ohwetalkinteems
7 Followers 40 Following Trap/Bass House producer based out of northern Florida
Wreckno 🦋 @wreckno
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Beatport @beatport
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Above & Beyond @aboveandbeyond
489K Followers 512 Following The official Twitter of @jonogrant, @paavo_s & @tonymcguinness. Founders of @Anjunabeats and @Anjunadeep. 'Anjunabeats Volume 17', out now.
A State of Trance @asot
280K Followers 449 Following Bringing you the best in trance music since 2001. Tune in to the radioshow, join us at our unforgettable events, and explore our releases.
Stephen Ferris @StephenDFerris
42K Followers 46K Following Visionary Artist/// Self-Taught/Intuitive
Home Bass @homebassorlando
1K Followers 830 Following STAY where you PLAY! ✨🪩🌴 see you november 6-10
IMAGINEFESTIVAL.com @imaginemusicfes
27K Followers 1K Following Imagine the possibilities 💙✨ Experience the Imagine Music Festival at Kingston Downs, GA Sept 14-17, 2023 #IMF2023
FuntCase | DPMO @FuntCaseUK
114K Followers 1K Following DPMO CEO. // MGMT: [email protected] BOOKINGS: [email protected] / [email protected] (North America) // [email protected] (ROW)
Black Tiger Sex Machi... @OfficialBTSM
118K Followers 1K Following The game starts now. 📟 Tour tix 👇🏼
CHANCETHEALCHEMIST @CTAbeats
172 Followers 763 Following Experimental Bass Producer from Florida. MGMT/Booking- [email protected]
Midnight Tyrannosauru... @Midnightasaurus
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JAUZ @Jauzofficial
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Two Friends @twofriendsmusic
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wuki 🌞 @Wuki
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The Wub Tub @thewubtub
154 Followers 271 Following Art. Music. Releases. Events. Community. https://t.co/B1lL5TXzu2 $wubtubrecords
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